What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Nicefella]

I have an old London fog raincoat I can wear and hang out by your window

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is a raincoat to far from the corporate image?

Hmmm although… you may have inspired some naughty thoughts with that…

I am not wearing a little red t-shirt dress

Does that mean you not wearing those sexy red pumps either?

Not wearing Footwear

 

[barefootgirl69]

My yellow, sparkly tutu.

 

[BrendaBear]

A Buick

(Rides up in the crotch...)
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What is that… about a 59? No… I think the headlights are wrong.. 58? It sure isn’t a ‘60….

Personally… I’d wear that…

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have an old London fog raincoat I can wear and hang out by your window

Okay...London Fog raincoats are hot when you're completely dressed underneath. Do you have a fedora, too? Meet me out back!

 

[BrendaBear]

Does that mean you not wearing those sexy red pumps either?

Not wearing Footwear

As a matter of fact, I too am taking the far superior advice of @barefootgirl69, and going barefoot as well.

 

[barefootgirl69]

As a matter of fact, I too am taking the far superior advice of @barefootgirl69, and going barefoot as well.

Freedom!

 

[Nicefella]

Okay...London Fog raincoats are hot when you're completely dressed underneath. Do you have a fedora, too? Meet me out back!

I do, my lady.

 

[BrendaBear]

I do, my lady.

What? You didn’t mention the fedora!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Sauna Pamts.

 

[Nicefella]

I do, my lady.

I had about 5 years where I was wearing bowties too. I started to get the scared lady reactions when I would go to court. And then one day, a lady asked me if I was the Nation of Islam.

And then it all made sense. The terrified looks when I held the door for the older ladies!!!

 

[Nicefella]

What? You didn’t mention the fedora!

Btw a hat totally warms you up in cold weather.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/A_fedora_hat,_made_by_Borsalino.jpg

 

[Rj_1954]

G'night friends

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Shin Guards.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my neon green "TGIF" panties.

Not yet.

 

[Series 6]

I am not wearing a My Little Pony thong

 

[Amanda330]

I'm not wearing a top, bra, or pants

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing this mornings makeup, I am a clean sheet. gawd I look awful

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing this mornings makeup, I am a clean sheet. gawd I look gorgeous!!

Fixed it for you.

 

[Leigh69]

I’m not wearing my 6 in heels.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing my glasses.. so I'm not even sure if I'm posting on the right thread.. wish me luck

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @kathyisgr65 ’s glasses.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing @kathyisgr65 ’s glasses.

Well damn if I didn't leave them on ur head. Wtf

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @SirConradPeckereye ’s hat.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Pb7d8oMLhRQAAAAC/kiranata89-innocent.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am not wearing @SirConradPeckereye ’s hat.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Pb7d8oMLhRQAAAAC/kiranata89-innocent.gif

Pfft if I have a halo, you pervs are looking really good for one as well...