What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[SherlockianMan]

I'm not wearing a bomb disposal protective suit

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing my wedding ring,
I accidentally dropped it in the garbage disposal...

I hope you got it out… without cutting your hand off.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Still not wearing socks.

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing a black sweatsuit with my entire head painted blue….nor am I aggressively pounding PVC pipes.

 

[n8Romantic]

My tin foil hat.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ectoplasma

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not covered with @ABiGuy84 ’s “ectoplasma”

 

[ABiGuy84]

I am not covered with @ABiGuy84 ’s “ectoplasma”

Don't you mean I slimed you?

 

[Rj_1954]

I hope you got it out… without cutting your hand off.

Yes. I shut off the circuit breaker & partially disassembled it, to get my ring

I'm not wearing a hospital gown

 

[BrendaBear]

You know I want to slime you!!!!

Fixed it for you.

 

[Rj_1954]

I nearly slimed myself when if found out I could post music on Brenda's music thread

Not wearing a frown

 

[ABiGuy84]

Light Up Nipple Covers

 

[BrendaBear]

I nearly slimed myself when if found out I could post music on Brenda's music thread

Not wearing a frown

Oh yeah - I forgot you had been struggling with that. Good job!

 

[BrendaBear]

Light Up Nipple Covers

Oh - did you get some of those Boobie Brights? Okay.

I am not wearing a sexy velociraptor costume.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Oh - did you get some of those Boobie Brights? Okay.

I am not wearing a sexy velociraptor costume.

Rawr!

Not wearing Bigfoot Feet

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaD
Somthing TANSTAAFL58 sent me on posting with a Samsung Galaxy
He help me a lot.

Not wearing a newspaper blanket

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a newspaper miniskirt

 

[Nicefella]

I'm not wearing my wedding ring,
I accidentally dropped it in the garbage disposal...

Oh shit. You’re in trouble

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing a newspaper miniskirt

Con I flip you over to read the funny pages?

Not being serious

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Harness

 

[Nicefella]

Unfortunately not wearing a raincoat.

 

[Rj_1954]

Oh shit. You’re in trouble

I already retrieved it, all is well, and I still have my fingers.

Not wearing any gook from the disposal

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kevlar

 

[latecomer91364]

A Buick

(Rides up in the crotch...)
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[BrendaBear]

Unfortunately not wearing a raincoat.

Is a raincoat to far from the corporate image?

Hmmm although… you may have inspired some naughty thoughts with that…

I am not wearing a little red t-shirt dress