What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ABiGuy84]

No Scrunchie

 

[hotoldrguy]

What about an ape? Gorilla?

Oh oh oh! Bigfoot???

Hmmm wouldn’t that be kinky… getting screwed by a guy dressed like bigfoot… oh my…

Oops. Shouldn't have typed that out loud.


I am not wearing a yellow scarf.

don't be starting any Furries stuff

 

[BrendaBear]

don't be starting any Furries stuff

Wait… that doesn’t just mean the guy is really hairy?

Just kidding… I know it actually means he is really really hairy.

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Pink Apron

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a furries costume

 

[bunny4med]

Squirrel covers. Sometimes you just have to dance around in just a t-shirt.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Squirrel covers. Sometimes you just have to dance around in just a t-shirt.

I confess I did have to Google that

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Inflatable Willy Wonka Violet Beauregarde Costume.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a cable knit sweater with a grinch on it

 

[Treeview]

seat belt

 

[BrendaBear]

seat belt

Seat belt? Seat belt? Like… attached the bed to quickly hold you down? What a cool idea!

What? In a car? Oh! Right!! Nevermind.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap even though that ensemble would pop.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a bacon dress

 

[Girly_girl]

Fuzzy bunny slippers

 

[Treeview]

...attached the bed to quickly hold you down? What a cool idea!

...four way restraints, but you'll find them in my nightstand @BrendaD

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Girly_girl ’s fuzzy slippers… I couldn’t find them!

Since she isn’t wearing them either, I am thinking @ABiGuy84 or maybe @Bambear99. Although… @hotoldrguy is not to be trusted either.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing @Girly_girl ’s fuzzy slippers… I couldn’t find them!

Since she isn’t wearing them either, I am thinking @ABiGuy84 or maybe @Bambear99. Although… @hotoldrguy is not to be trusted either.

Since I am currently stripped down to my boxers in bed, I am quite literally not wear anything else in the universe, including those fuzzy slippers.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a bacon dress

If you WERE...You'd be wearing me like an over-easy egg! (It gets all over everything!)

Not wearing a protective coating of maple syrup.

 

[Rj_1954]

You know I don’t have those boots! You just like being mean to me!

I am not wearing Lt Uhura boots!

I'm not wearing Lt Uhura's socks, stinky

 

[Rj_1954]

Oh, and I'm Not wearing Deodorant

 

[BeckyJones]

I am not wearing a banjo. Had one on earlier...

 

[BeckyJones]

I'm not wearing Lt Uhura's socks, stinky

I was gonna wear Uhura's panties, but I think they got left behind on Rigel VII

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Lt Uhura's socks, stinky

It’s been sixty years, you should have washed them.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “I like a little pink” tee shirt

 

[Rj_1954]

It’s been sixty years, you should have washed them.

Sixty years...wow, I was 10 then.

Not wearing a Watch...