What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

My Engagement Ring

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BlD4nLTgeeMAAAAd/twitch-swiftmo.gif

 

[Polranny]

Anything

 

[ABiGuy84]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BlD4nLTgeeMAAAAd/twitch-swiftmo.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing nipple clamps
How could you sleep like that?

 

[Rj_1954]

My breakfast bib

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm also Not Wearing a winter parka

 

[Bambear99]

Although I’m totally immersed in yacht rock this morning, I am not wearing my captain’s uniform….as of yet.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a flimsy little red dress, heels and too much lipstick.
I still have a work day ahead of me…

 

[Rj_1954]

I'll be lounging in my hot tub later &
I'm NOT wearing a bathing suit!

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing aviator glasses, more gold chains than Mr. T, and a shiny black Speedo.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing Fonzi's leather jacket

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Fonzi's leather jacket

That is kind of you to not want to make him look bad by looking better in his jacket than he does…

Very kind.

I am not wearing my “100% Switch” t-shirt
The test says I am not 100% now.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing my "Boner On Board" T-shirt with the downward pointing arrow

 

[Rj_1954]

I'll be lounging in my hot tub later &
I'm NOT wearing a bathing suit!

Wifey will not be wearing a black fishnet body suit,
That I hope dissolves...

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Not wearing a dental dam.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not wearing a dental dam.

too bad the blue ones are kind of sexy

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m not wearing a corset and stockings

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m not wearing a corset and stockings

neither am I

 

[Doodledude]

My radio. Where’s my fucking radio? Shit, I hope they don’t need me for awhile.

 

[Wriggle]

I am not wearing my Lt Uhura tunic dress

But when will you?
From now on I want notification of when you are.

 

[Trubbycat]

But when will you?
From now on I want notification of when you are.

AND she has to wear the boots.

 

[BrendaBear]

AND she has to wear the boots.

You know I don’t have those boots! You just like being mean to me!

I am not wearing Lt Uhura boots!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wear a Monkey Suit

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wear a Monkey Suit

What about an ape? Gorilla?

Oh oh oh! Bigfoot???

Hmmm wouldn’t that be kinky… getting screwed by a guy dressed like bigfoot… oh my…

Oops. Shouldn't have typed that out loud.


I am not wearing a yellow scarf.

 

[Polranny]

I am not wearing budgie smugglers (commando atm)