What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

Fixed it for you.

Not wearing a Mr. Johnson sash around my Johnson.

 

[Treeview]

...my brown belt with my black shoes.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Foot Wrappers

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not being worn by Lusty’s johnson

 

[hotoldrguy]

Not to start a big thing because you're new, but that should be in the amateur pics forum. We like to have fun but we have to follow rules.

and make sure you use a link, not post a pic directly

 

[BrendaBear]

Foot Wrappers

Is that like a candybar wrapper but different?

I am not wearing a candybar wrapper.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a candy cane on my Johnson

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not being worn by Lusty’s johnson

My johnson is not wearing Brenda. And that makes it sad.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Edible Thong

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a candy cane on my Johnson

You are carrying a regular, full size cane? That’s impressive!

 

[hotoldrguy]

You are carrying a regular, full size cane? That’s impressive!

Only when I am really happy to see you

 

[ABiGuy84]

Assless Chaps

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

Cycling bibs and that might have been a mistake

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my Lt Uhura tunic dress

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

I am not wearing my Lt Uhura tunic dress

Shame.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing Lt. Uhura...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing E.T. glowing fingire.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a strap-on for his pleasure…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

But do you have one?

I am not wearing a strap-on for his pleasure…

I'm not wearing any clothing.

 

[BrendaBear]

But do you have one?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/g-Md_Ip0JsIAAAAd/evil-smile-rita-castillo.gif

 

[~Elizabeth~]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/g-Md_Ip0JsIAAAAd/evil-smile-rita-castillo.gif

Such a sassy smile. I love it.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing my Chef Boyardee costume tonight, and there will be no ravioli for anyone.

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaD has everything

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaD has everything

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PR9LSNwyRLsAAAAC/no-nope.gif

 

[ABiGuy84]

My Engagement Ring