What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Freshly shaved sausage

You want him to buy you breakfast after using you all night?

 

[ABiGuy84]

He's new
Unlike me
I don't Wanna be old

The oldest living person alive today is 112. Just think how much younger you are.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing gang paraphernalia.

Unless the Crips have an "Old DadBod" chapter.

 

[Trubbycat]

Freshly shaved sausage

 

[Rj_1954]

You can't help your chronological age. After that it's attitude.

I got enough of that

I need some weed...it's legal now

 

[Rj_1954]

RJ, are those two statements somehow related to each other? ‘Cause I don’t see it…

You have to be me..

 

[BrendaBear]

I got enough of that

I need some weed...it's legal now

My friend, I think you need something more… but if it works for you?

 

[LustyScribe]

You want him to buy you breakfast after using you all night?

Dang, if somebody's offering breakfast, I want in on that action! I mean, just how degrading could it be?
Not wearing my "too good to earn my way" hat.

 

[BrendaBear]

You have to be me..

I struggle enough to be me. I don’t want to be you too… or U2… well, except Joshua Tree was a f-ing awesome album…

 

[Trubbycat]

Weed is legal here... but as a freelancer I do have to submit to drug testing when getting new contracts. When I retire I'm going back.

 

[BrendaBear]

Dang, if somebody's offering breakfast, I want in on that action! I mean, just how degrading could it be?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/0T_mFO6Y004AAAAC/elissa-slater-big-brother.gif

 

[ABiGuy84]

Proudly not Wearing Brendas spit after that last post!

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm still wondering how you shave a sausage.

 

[LustyScribe]

Proudly not Wearing Brendas spit after that last post!

Again, if it means eggs, bacon, sausage gravy, biscuits... Spray away, baby! They'll bring me extra napkins!

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm still wondering how you shave a sausage.

Hopefully very, very carefully.

 

[ABiGuy84]

I'm still wondering how you shave a sausage.

Carefully

 

[BrendaBear]

Proudly not Wearing Brendas spit after that last post!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ahTOhU9WIi8AAAAd/bravo-extraordinary-performance.gif

 

[cypressknee]

Carefully

Exactly

 

[Rj_1954]

Especially a sausage with veins

 

[BrendaBear]

??

This is absolutely not the thread for that. There are places on lit for it - not here.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is absolutely not the thread for that. There are places on lit for it - not here.

@cypressknee, why haven’t you deleted that yet? Do we need to get a moderator to delete your mistake? Do you really want it to go that far?

Thank you. Now lets get back to funnys and not wearing things like the fishnet stockings I am not currently wearing.

 

[Trubbycat]

@cypressknee, why haven’t you deleted that yet? Do we need to get a moderator to delete your mistake? Do you really want it to go that far?

Not to start a big thing because you're new, but that should be in the amateur pics forum. We like to have fun but we have to follow rules.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Miss America Sash

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing acupuncture needles on my cock and balls

 

[BrendaBear]

Miss America Sash wrapped around my johnson

Fixed it for you.