What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

“Big”, “Really big” and “Good lord you cannot be serious”, right?

You forgot the special "this will require surgery." It was just added this week.

 

[LustyScribe]

Please select size before ordering...

Well, I'm not currently wearing the club's standard Brenda Blue assless chaps, but I should probably get one to compliment THAT look for the annual convention, so there's that...

 

[Trubbycat]

Don't talk about restraints, I'm a little tied up at the moment...

Don't turn out the lights, I'm afraid of the dark!
And I hear Gossamer nearby

 

[Rj_1954]

Oh crap
I feel Hairy Hands on me

 

[cypressknee]

Not wearing anything under my fluffy robe

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh crap
I feel Hairy Hands on me

I would be more concerned about the hairy “other thing”…

 

[Rj_1954]

And I'm not wearing a diaper

 

[LustyScribe]

Oh crap
I feel Hairy Hands on me

Sorry, I was looking for the light switch. Hope I didn't flick the switch too many times!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Twisted Sister Tank

 

[cypressknee]

It feels good against my freshly shaven cock

 

[Trubbycat]

And I'm not wearing a diaper

We told you about Brenda's pegging prowess...

 

[BrendaBear]

And I'm not wearing a diaper

Well… if that’s your thing… you do you…

I am not wearing a sandwich board sign with the names of Lit folks I have been lusting for…

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well… if that’s your thing… you do you…

I am not wearing a sandwich board sign with the names of Lit folks I have been lusting for…

must be a long list

 

[Rj_1954]

We told you about Brenda's pegging prowess...

@BrendaD I don't mind, it's @cypressknee. I'm not sure of..

 

[BrendaBear]

must be a long list

No comment.
you know you’re on it…

 

[LustyScribe]

Well… if that’s your thing… you do you…

I am not wearing a sandwich board sign with the names of Lit folks I have been lusting for…

I told you,you can just use a small one & put "LS & BD 4-Eva" on it. I'll know & you'll know; that's what matters!

 

[cypressknee]

@BrendaD I don't mind, it's @cypressknee. I'm not sure of..

??

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lobster Bib

 

[BrendaBear]

??

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPlYYtcf2FQAAAAC/i-dont-know-i-dont-think-so.gif

 

[cypressknee]

What’s not to be sure of?

 

[Rj_1954]

??

He's new
Unlike me
I don't Wanna be old

 

[Trubbycat]

He's new
Unlike me
I don't Wanna be old

You can't help your chronological age. After that it's attitude.

 

[Rj_1954]

What’s not to be sure of?

Freshly shaved sausage

 

[BrendaBear]

He's new
Unlike me

I don't Wanna be old

RJ, are those two statements somehow related to each other? ‘Cause I don’t see it…

 

[cypressknee]

She likes it smooth…what can I say