What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a Land Shark costume

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Land Shark costume

Oh.. um… well.. does this mean you aren’t planning on devouring me then?

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I am not wearing those leggings gray leggings now.

 

[EricaLynch]

Oh.. um… well.. does this mean you aren’t planning on devouring me then?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/m1DxRvd1RBoAAAAd/texting-phone.gif

I am not wearing those leggings gray leggings now.

I'm not wearing @BrendaD 's robe....

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh.. um… well.. does this mean you aren’t planning on devouring me then?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/m1DxRvd1RBoAAAAd/texting-phone.gif

I am not wearing those leggings gray leggings now.

I do not need a costume for that

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing one of those Bible story nightgowns.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing @BrendaD 's robe....

What about my pink leather collar? I haven’t seen it for a while…

I am not wearing my pink leather collar…

 

[Trubbycat]

What about my pink leather collar? I haven’t seen it for a while…

I am not wearing my pink leather collar…

You girls swipe each other's stuff so much nobody knows where anything is...

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing that pile of clothes I just took off to crawl back into bed.

 

[BrendaBear]

You girls swipe each other's stuff so much nobody knows where anything is...

Oh, like you somehow object to us running down the halls in our underwear trying to figure out where the outfit we want to put on is. Sheesh!

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh, like you somehow object to us running down the halls in our underwear trying to figure out where the outfit we want to put on is. Sheesh!

My top is at Susan's! My skirt is at Emily's! My tights are at Missy's! My boots are at Danielle's! My nipple clips are at Sarah's!

I think...

 

[EricaLynch]

Not wearing a Fez

 

[Wriggle]

Not wearing a Fez

Are you in Turkey?

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a Fez

I know.. because IT IS STILL AT @Trubbycat ’S PLACE!!!


Sorry Kitty, had to go there. I really did not have a choice!

 

[Bambear99]

Not wearing a Fez

I have a Fez dispenser if you need one.

 

[EricaLynch]

Not wearing a Fez

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aTQvUmdZjC8AAAAC/doctor-who-eleven.gif

 

[Trubbycat]

I did in fact have a fez at one point. It was a Christmas gag gift and I loved it. It not have the little hassle however.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[Girly_girl]

A red feather boa, or any feather boa for that matter.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “Property of Mav Unlimited” sweatshirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “Property of Hotoldrguy” sweatshirt either.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Marvin the Martian Helmet.

 

[LilyV2]

A Chewbacca costume

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a “Property of Hotoldrguy” sweatshirt either.

Why not?

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a blue Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band uniform…. I hope you will enjoy the not show.

 

[BrendaBear]

Why not?

Oops… did I do something wrong? Is there a penalty for my infraction?