What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing a scarecrowette costume… so it isn’t me.
I hope… not really sure…

Now I can't stop trying to picture this.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Socks

 

[Rj_1954]

My butt plug
Don't tell Brenda

 

[ABiGuy84]

My butt plug
Don't tell Brenda

Ok

HEY BRENDA, RJ NOT WEARING BUTTPLUG!

 

[Rj_1954]

Ok

HEY BRENDA, RJ NOT WEARING BUTTPLUG!

The one that looks like a pony tail...

 

[BrendaBear]

The one that looks like a pony tail...
View attachment 2318938

It does… stick it in there. I want to hear from your wife about how cute you look wondering through the house wearing it.

I am not wearing a Tina Turner fringe dress

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing my Indiana Jones costume and definitely not carrying a bullwhip.

 

[Rj_1954]

It does… stick it in there. I want to hear from your wife about how cute you look wondering through the house wearing it.

I am not wearing a Tina Turner fringe dress

Now look what you started
She wants me to winney and run around the room, stopping my feet...

 

[BrendaBear]

Now look what you started
She wants me to winney and run around the room, stopping my feet...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/llSR5FQAtWQAAAAC/jacobsridge-steve.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing my Indiana Jones costume and definitely not carrying a bullwhip.

I am not wearing my white “Marion” dress.
And I can run amok all I want, no whippings for me!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Robin Hood Tights

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing “Poison Ivy” tights… but you know I want some.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.NkHfWJ4utGsZ7H2a7969WAHaKk%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=aed56dfcdb26ee90b57ca9f9aae071655f838be13a20b37f330602da9011d255&ipo=images

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my "Pepe Le Pew" clothes pin

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing...my headgear..yet

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing...my headgear..yet

You did that on purpose… to make me wonder what kind of kinky thing “headgear” is….

I am positive it would have made much more sense to just look it up on the ‘net… but what my weird ass brain came up with is likely more entertaining to me than the truth.

I am not wearing anything kinky…
Tomorrow is another day though….

 

[kathyisgr65]

You did that on purpose… to make me wonder what kind of kinky thing “headgear” is….

I am positive it would have made much more sense to just look it up on the ‘net… but what my weird ass brain came up with is likely more entertaining to me than the truth.

I am not wearing anything kinky…
Tomorrow is another day though….

Girl u crack me up... maybe one day I'll clue u in on the kink that I use the headgear for..
Resist the urge to look ii up online..this is way more fun.. trust me

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing “Poison Ivy” tights… but you know I want some.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.NkHfWJ4utGsZ7H2a7969WAHaKk%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=aed56dfcdb26ee90b57ca9f9aae071655f838be13a20b37f330602da9011d255&ipo=images

I think these are pretty. Very nice Brenda!

 

[Tom197738]

I am not wearing underwear for men.

 

[seetheartinme]

Definitely no bra or panties

 

[ABiGuy84]

Superman Undies

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing a nineteenth century diving suit complete with a massive metal helmet with large breathing tube coming from the top of it.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing my stilletos... they just don't go with this part of fuzzy pj bottoms

 

[Treeview]

Black tie and tails

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing my Ms Stoned sash

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not going to tell you what I'm not wearing...