What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[SherlockianMan]

Those weird sock suspenders old guys used to wear

 

[BrendaBear]

Those weird sock suspenders old guys used to wear

Yeah! Those are weird!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Those weird sock suspenders old guys used to wear

you mean mens garters.

 

[SherlockianMan]

you mean mens garters.

I wasn't sure if that's what they were called and was frankly to lazy to look up tonight

 

[CarlyAnn]

Hugh Hefner’s old smoking jacket.

 

[Bambear99]

David Byrne’s suit

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm also not wearing any clothes, it's my Birthday on Sunday and I don't Wanna!

 

[Mother_Theresa]

Devil ears & tail

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am not wearing a V-neck, nor anything to accommodate my big boobs.

Dodger blue crew tee for you then?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Gown I had on earlier

 

[CarlyAnn]

Shoes, sneaks, slippers or flip flops

 

[kyblue12]

Much at all

 

[Sussy2000x]

A bra. Always.

 

[kyblue12]

A bra. Always.

me either... lol

 

[Azuldrgon]

I do love Dodger Blue, but I’m gonna need some in pink as well as V-neck cuts and extended sizes to accommodate big boobs. No branding unless they pay us to advertise for them, and I tend to favor Valentina over Frank’s in most situations. Revised samples on my desk by end of day Monday?

As you wish.
I need the extended sizes for my Dad Bod.
I am not wearing a sample right now.

 

[svengali_decL]

A bra. Always.

Despite the sexual tension tis creates, this isn't so good for your physique or well-being later in life...
just a concerned dirty-ol'-man...

 

[Emma_Po]

Socks it’s just to hot

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a single, solitary clothes pin.

Not yet, anyway.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing one of thoae freaky ass gags that hold your mouth open.
Ever! Just sayin…

 

[easyoff]

Gender appropriate underwear

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing one of thoae freaky ass gags that hold your mouth open.
Ever! Just sayin…

Your fingers type "No," but your mouth would be saying...
"UHH OHHNN UHHWWUUHH IHH!!"

Not wearing my church clothes. Maybe...if I get off Lit...in a little...
Dang, now that image of you with one of those gags...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Princess Leia slave costume..
Maybe later…

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a Princess Leia slave costume..
Maybe later…

<Lusty the Hutt sucks his gut in>
Yeah, I mean, that would be fine, if you wanted to...yeah, I'd be okay with it...
Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease...

 

[BrendaBear]

<Lusty the Hutt sucks in his gut>

Fixed it for you… just flows better… but sure made me giggle too…

I am not wearing appropriate church clothes…
Okay, I am still in bed, it isn’t even 6am yet here… not wearing any clothes…

 

[LustyScribe]

Fixed it for you… just flows better… but sure made me giggle too…

I am not wearing appropriate church clothes…
Okay, I am still in bed, it isn’t even 6am yet here… not wearing any clothes…

You had me at "Not wearing any clothes." I think I'll join you in that status...but mainly because I'm about to get in the shower, and it's more efficient if I'm nekkid.