What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[n8Romantic]

I’m not wearing roller skates.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a latex catsuit

How do we recognise you then? We need to be able to see you so we can make snarky comments.

I am not wearing a roman goddess's amulet.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Thong

 

[Bambear99]

A long sleeve shirt with rhinestones, a 10-gallon Stetson, and assless chaps.

 

[BrendaBear]

How do we recognise you then? We need to be able to see you so we can make snarky comments.

I am not wearing a roman goddess's amulet.

Why aren’t you wearing your amulet?

I am not wearing Cindy’s amulet. I returned all her clothes, and toys, all dry cleaned and pressed for her. Anything less for her today would be just wrong.
I hope I have self control tomorrow…

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A long sleeve shirt with rhinestones, a 10-gallon Stetson, and assless chaps.

They’re at the cleaners?

My playboy bunny outfit.

 

[Bambear99]

They’re at the cleaners?

My playboy bunny outfit.

Yeah. It’s laundry day, which also means that I’m not wearing my palace guard uniform.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Yeah. It’s laundry day, which also means that I’m not wearing my palace guard uniform.

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/figure-man-historical-costume-roman-600nw-1899269260.jpg

So just a sheet then?

 

[peekingone]

clothes, hopping in the shower

 

[Bambear99]

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/figure-man-historical-costume-roman-600nw-1899269260.jpg

So just a sheet then?

Yes. Laundry day is always a toga party, which means I’m not wearing my powder blue prom tuxedo with 6-inch faux leather platform shoes today.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Yes. Laundry day is always a toga party, which means I’m not wearing my powder blue prom tuxedo with 6-inch faux leather platform shoes today.

Gawd that’s hawt!

 

[Bambear99]

Gawd that’s hawt!

 

[Series 6]

I am not wearing a Princess Leia slave costume..
Maybe later…

We all know that you really want to though.

I’m not wearing Luke’s light saber holster

 

[Trubbycat]

How do we recognise you then? We need to be able to see you so we can make snarky comments.

I am not wearing a roman goddess's amulet.

Trust your feelings Cindy.

The snark force is with you… always.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Stop turning me on!

I’m not wearing my Amish frilly floor length nightgown.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Stop turning me on!

I’m not wearing my Amish frilly floor length nightgown.

so naked then....

 

[Cyber_Bella]

so naked then....

No…it’s too cold.

 

[BrendaBear]

Trust your feelings Cindy.

The snark force is with you… always.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZU-tJC-BJDMAAAAC/grinch-grin.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my sexy grinch costume…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a Tarzan style loincloth

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my sexy grinch costume…

With the vibrating butt plug two sizes too big?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Birkenstocks. I’ll never be wearing Birkenstocks.

 

[BrendaBear]

With the vibrating butt plug two sizes too big?

Yeah, that one. Not wearing that right now.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Tarzan style loincloth

I am not wearing my “Jane” dress…

Or reaching under Hottie’s loincloth… ‘cause he isn’t wearing it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Birkenstocks. I’ll never be wearing Birkenstocks.

Fine! They look better on me anyway.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PUcis9o1DLwAAAAC/taylor-swift-snark.gif