What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EricaLynch]

An Apple watch

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Dress.

 

[ShaneoD]

Gloves

 

[Pad_Foot]

Ball gag

 

[ABiGuy84]

Chains

 

[BrendaBear]

Ball gag

Chains

I am so disappointed in you both. I suppose neither is even wearing your dog collar and leash?

Well…I guess I can’t talk either… I am not wearing my black leather, wicked cat mistress mask and hood.

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm not wearing a hubcap from a 1953 Pontiac Chieftain as a hat. I have one, but the secret government 'mind-control' beams are pretty low today. Aluminum foil is doing the job quite nicely, thank you.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing my Tony Soprano costume.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hazmat suite

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a hubcap from a 1953 Pontiac Chieftain as a hat. I have one, but the secret government 'mind-control' beams are pretty low today. Aluminum foil is doing the job quite nicely, thank you.

Hmmm if you had all 4 hubcaps… maybe everyone in the band could wear one, and you’d match…

Oh wait - Devo did that already! Nevermind!

 

[Trubbycat]

Hmmm if you had all 4 hubcaps… maybe everyone in the band could wear one, and you’d match…

Oh wait - Devo did that already! Nevermind!

 

[BrendaBear]

Are we not men?
no, no I am not. But thank you for asking….

 

[Trubbycat]

Are we not men?
no, no I am not. But thank you for asking….

I made this Devo hat and a costume for a work Halloween event. Absolutely no one had any idea who I was. Bastards.

 

[BrendaBear]

I admit, I am a Devo fan. I never even remotely understood their politics, but loved the band.

And to this day, I still get uncontrollable urges.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Rubber panties

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my Snoop Dogg 2024 shirt.

But damn, it's starting to sound good!

 

[BrendaBear]

Rubber panties

You chose the edible gummy panties again, didn’t you.
excellent choice, my friend!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You chose the edible gummy panties again, didn’t you.
excellent choice, my friend!

Well yeah!

 

[LustyScribe]

Well yeah!

What flavor? Asking for a friend who's a HELL of a lot more picky than I am!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

What flavor? Asking for a friend who's a HELL of a lot more picky than I am!

Okay you got me. I licked a foot long fruit roll up or three and pieced together underwear. They’re strawberry.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

I am not wearing a bra made from two Boston Creme Donuts.

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay you got me. I licked a foot long fruit roll up or three and pieced together underwear. They’re strawberry.

I was trying to remember what those things were called! That is exactly what I was trying to describe for my silly joke. Fruit roll ups!!

It is entirely possible Bella gets me far more then she would ever want to admit.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I am not wearing a bra made from two Boston Creme Donuts.

Well fuck. That would have gotten you laid. Or at least licked.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I was trying to remember what those things were called! That is exactly what I was trying to describe for my silly joke. Fruit roll ups!!

It is entirely possible Bella gets me far more then she would ever want to admit.

I so get you!

 

[SmokingFap]

I am not wearing a bra made from two Boston Creme Donuts.

And I bet you're wetter than the Pacific.