What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[KinkyLaughs]

A "Kiss the cook" apron whilst naked underneath.

 

[Biggalute]

A straight jacket, twas impeding my typing

 

[BrendaBear]

A "Kiss the cook" apron whilst naked underneath.

..because the apron he’s wearing over his naked body says “rape the cook”.

I am not wearing a “Just Sayin” t shirt.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my mustache.

 

[vibes]

Not wearing a chef's hat

 

[VerbalRK]

A scarf

 

[hotoldrguy]

not wearing a Mankini

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing Hottie’s grass skirt left over from that last drunken trip to Hawaii

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m not wearing Hottie’s grass skirt left over from that last drunken trip to Hawaii

I wondered where that went

 

[mnbreastluver]

An onion ring on my penis

 

[BrendaBear]

An onion ring on my penis

Fixed it… wait… no, I can’t go anywhere with that. Damn!

I am not wearing nipple rings made from onion rings.

 

[LustyScribe]

Fixed it… wait… no, I can’t go anywhere with that. Damn!

I am not wearing nipple rings made from onion rings.

Not wearing my holster. My ranch dipping sauce holster. But I don't leave home without it! Because you never know when you'll meet that RIGHT kind of woman. The woman with onion ring nipple rings.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing my holster. My ranch dipping sauce holster. But I don't leave home without it! Because you never know when you'll meet that RIGHT kind of woman. The woman with onion ring nipple rings.

OMG! This cracked me up so much! Like some kind of “you got chocolate in my peanut butter” kind of way…

“Sir, you would not mind if I dipped my boobie in your belly bag, right?”

 

[LustyScribe]

OMG! This cracked me up so much! Like some kind of “you got chocolate in my peanut butter” kind of way…

“Sir, you would not mind if I dipped my boobie in your belly bag, right?”

Damn straight! There shall be no nips lacking dips slips on MY watch!

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing ski boots.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s “Lord Of The Nipple Rings” t-shirt.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Sheer Stockings

 

[LustyScribe]

Snowshoes. (They don't fit in the shower.)

 

[PantsAndPencils]

….clothing

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing @Cindy027 ‘s celestial goddess ensemble. She says I wrecked the last one but it was really @Brenda trying to put it on her dog.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing @Cindy027 ‘s celestial goddess ensemble. She says I wrecked the last one but it was really @Brenda trying to put it on her dog.

Kitty… you said you wouldn’t tell on me!

I am not wearing a chainmail mini-skirt.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A “Hello Kitty” onesie

 

[Biggalute]

I'm not wearing nuffink, I'm nakid

 

[VikingPhoenix]

A condom...EVER.

 

[Trubbycat]

Kitty… you said you wouldn’t tell on me!

I am not wearing a chainmail mini-skirt.

It hides the stainless butt plug so well.