What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Yogi Bear pants.

Yeah, me neither. I am not wearing any of Yogi Berra’s clothes.

 

[Your_Goddess]

Platform shoes

 

[cypressknee]

Anything

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing the Lasso of Truth.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing the Lasso of Truth.

So… we can infer that this statement is absolutely true because nobody could lie about that.
I can’t believe I actually thought that through..

I am not wearing a pink sombrero.

 

[RaineDrops]

Mascara

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a dental retainer.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Makeup

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Girdle

 

[LustyScribe]

Sandpaper jock. I am NOT wearing a sandpaper jockstrap.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sandpaper jock. I am NOT wearing a sandpaper jockstrap.

Well, we are glad you learned your lesson after the last time.

I am not wearing a licorice chastity belt.

 

[LustyScribe]

Well, we are glad you learned your lesson after the last time.

I am not wearing a licorice chastity belt.

Some wood is just NOT meant to be sanded. I don't care WHAT the damn guy at Home Depot says!
Thank goodness! Not a fan of licorice, though I'd be willing to endure for the prize!

Not wearing a Tabasco-flavored condom.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing dream catcher earrings.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing faded blue jeans and a white t-shirt. This is based on Conrad's perception.

 

[hairball18]

I am not wearing a winter coat. Yet.

 

[Wriggle]

Owt

 

[Btq97]

gloves - its warmed up a little

 

[Trubbycat]

An iceskating speed suit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Kitty’s ice crashing at speed suit.. because, there isn’t any snow or ice here.… t-shirt weather.

 

[LustyScribe]

My cape & mask.
Stupid dry cleaner closed before I could get there. BORING weekend ahead.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my superwoman attitude today, or costume for that matter.

 

[Btq97]

I am not wearing my good pants

 

[Wriggle]

Waterproof clothes

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Thick jacket.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my superwoman attitude today, or costume for that matter.

@BrendaD the costume thief strikes again