What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Cindy027]

@BrendaD the costume thief strikes again

I am not wearing my thief mask either, so wasn't me. It's my costume, mine I tell you!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my new Lt Uhura uniform…

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaD the costume thief strikes again

 

[Cindy027]

Nope, just pointing and sniggering.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing any of Cindy’s clothes.

However, I may have been nosing around Neb’s closet.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing the Fourth Doctor's hat and scarf.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing a tutu

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing the attire Lady Godiva wore at Coventry.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my marauding and pillaging toolbelt.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing cement shoes.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A Bigfoot t-shirt

I have one, though. Flipping the finger and says I HATE PEOPLE.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing any of Cindy’s clothes.

However, I may have been nosing around Neb’s closet.

It's okay, but please just stay out of my underwear drawer.

I am not wearing a mustard coloured beanie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my “I feel like death“ clothes.

Feeling much better now, thankfully.

I also am not wearing a bear skin dress.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing my “I feel like death“ clothes.

Feeling much better now, thankfully.

I also am not wearing a bear skin dress.

What about a "bare skin" dress? Because I'd wrestle a bear to see that!

Not wearing my mind reader hat, which is probably why I have no f-ing idea what is going on in my 16-year-old's head. Smh

 

[BrendaBear]

… I have no f-ing idea what is going on in my 16-year-old's head. Smh

I found a flash of insight into that…

I am not wearing a leopard print dress…

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a leopard print catsuit with zip through crotch.

 

[LustyScribe]

I found a flash of insight into that…

I am not wearing a leopard print dress…

This would explain a lot, but the cats need a pet monkey in the mix. And opioids. Or a Sharknado.

Not wearing pink snake chaps.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a leopard print catsuit with zip through crotch.

Buttons?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leopard print catsuit with zip through crotch.

Buttons?

Velcro?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am not wearing any of Cindy’s clothes.

However, I may have been nosing around Neb’s closet.

You can borrow anything ya like!

 

[JustDave478]

I'm not wearing a condom. Though in fairness, I'm also not currently having sex.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I found a flash of insight into that…

I am not wearing a leopard print dress…

I am not wearing my anti-dizziness necklace so, excuse me if I take off running to the bathroom.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A mood ring

 

[BrendaBear]

A mood ring on my thing

Fixed it for you.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a thing to change my mood.

(look, I do try and sometimes it's utter dross but you have to take the good with the bad, that's them rules)