What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Taegul]

A Dodgers jersey.

 

[n8Romantic]

Horseshoes

 

[cascadiabound]

Leg warmers

 

[Shenanigans90]

Shackles

 

[Taegul]

A bow tie that spins whenever I get excited.

 

[cascadiabound]

A crown

 

[vibes]

Shoes

 

[Stillstiff]

Underwear

 

[Trubbycat]

A really complicated shibari piece

 

[PageWriter2]

A trench coat with nothing underneath

 

[hotoldrguy]

a speedo

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing 5 inch stiletto heels.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing 5 inch stiletto heels.

Hi Brenda!

a tutu

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Pink Crocs

 

[Taegul]

Cheddar cheese flavored edible underwear.

 

[luckylegsat60]

Tassels on my tits

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I'm not wearing go-go boots

 

[Azuldrgon]

a shirt
or shorts.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Knee highs

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Leopard print briefs

 

[CarlyAnn]

Toe rings

 

[UKtraveller]

Baby oil

 

[CarlyAnn]

Baby oil

Think of all the babies we save by not wearing baby oil

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a purple sequined evening dress

 

[Sinstories]

a clean shirt...crumbly biscuits and jelly are a bad combination when you're just waking up