What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing black fishnet stockings, heels and a purple velvet straight jacket.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Hugh Heffner robe to hide heart print boxers underneath.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “Santa Clause is coming. That’s what she said.” Tee shirt.

 

[Wageslave]

A cod piece

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any K-Pop Demon Hunter merchandise.

 

[LustyScribe]

No burlap booty shorts here.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @LustyScribe ’s long white dress shirt along with my heels, kitty ears and tail.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing the rest of @BrendaBear 's cat costume, but if I find a scratching post costume, I'm putting that thing on and waiting for her!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a fur coat that I stole off of a body I found in the wreckage of the Titanic.

 

[Theatreslut]

At the moment pants. But I have to put some on

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m not wearing the outfit the mannequin was wearing. The mannequin needed to put up more of a fight.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a Pimp Santa suit.

 

[NudieUser]

A leather jump suit

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing the extra branches of the Christmas tree I had to trim.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dic in a box costume

 

[Shenanigans90]

Corduroy boxer briefs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a 3D printed jacket.

 

[candytitties000]

im not wearing a fur bikini

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing kendo fencing armor.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing underwear made of coyote fur...yet.
But if they don't pitter patter their way away from my yard shortly... Tired of their racket!

 

[LeSabreur]

I am not wearing anything.