What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing novelty Bigfoot slippers.

 

[Treeview]

A pi$$ed off look

 

[ebony_pussy]

A name tag

 

[MissMarie32]

knickers

 

[tommyt125]

Clothes

 

[MissMarie32]

Clothes

Skinny dipping?

 

[tommyt125]

Skinny dipping?

In bed but might jump in the shower to relax!

 

[candytitties000]

a bra

 

[KatieKulka32]

Makeup

 

[J64stephenson]

A condom

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing dangly Christmas tree ornament earrings.

 

[Abeona1]

I'm not wearing @EctoJohn

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing @EctoJohn

Well that's because you didn't ask.

 

[alexgriffin74]

Boxers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Christmas lights wrapped around my naked body.

 

[Abeona1]

Well that's because you didn't ask.

That's because that would be a different thread. Noted though.

 

[J64stephenson]

I'm not wearing a bathing suit in the shower

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing someone else's chest.

 

[candytitties000]

Im not wearing a cowboy hat

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hair piece.

 

[J64stephenson]

I am wearing not a thing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing apples as trousers. How would even work?

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing a light purple kippah. I did, however, see someone wearing one at the drugstore last night.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing suspenders to hold up my oversized boxer shorts.

 

[J64stephenson]

I'm not wearing hold-ups on my boxer shorts