What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt that creates a bubble of soundlessness around me.

 

[1Beachbum25]

A tie

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@SalaciousMonkey22 's prized Tick antennae

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a May flower crown.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Clogs

 

[Ratchetman1982]

A pair of thighs as headphones

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm not wearing a NASA spacesuit. You ever try wanking one off in one of those?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything...





















































... worth this much scrolling down to read about.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Trousers. Work is over .

 

[Shenanigans90]

Superman Underoos

 

[GraiceeGirl]

A smile.

 

[smtst5]

Anything man made

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a paprika scented cologne.

 

[Man4mystery]

I am not wearing a banana hammock

 

[Cindy027]

Heels.

 

[MarcUK]

Heels

 

[jassybb]

bra

 

[MarcUK]

I'm not wearing one of them either

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm not wearing a Haz-Mat suit, but it's only 5:55 PM here - things can change quickly.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing crotchless jeans.

 

[Sexydrana]

Bra

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the top in @Sexydrana 's avatar.

 

[Footman69]

A welding helmet

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Argyle Socks

 

[miss_moon_beam]

A dinner jacket made of wasps.