What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Jordan90]

A necklace made of severed gummy bear heads.

 

[hairball18]

Thongs on my feet.

 

[EbersMoll]

Ceremonial gowns

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Tom Baker's Doctor Who scarf

 

[TwystedDzyre]

I am not wearing an underwear; bare-chested, with just a loose boxer shorts .

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a fluorescent pink life preserver.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Not wearing a pin up outfit

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

long pants

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Buffalo wing flavored undies.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not a stitch of pine bark underwear under there.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wearing neither a crown nor jockstrap of thorns

 

[TinaCole]

ring

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything that smells of a Christmas tree.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Granny knickers with Doc Marten boots.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

a toupee

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a leopard print thong.

 

[ericalauren]

A bathing suit. I own a few, though, so if you have a pool I’m ready!

 

[KyleR215]

Anything right now as I am about to head to bed

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a ladies' one piece swimsuit that has a cute little wrap with it.

 

[Taegul]

A centaur fur coat. It's too hard to get centaur fur nowadays. So expensive...

 

[BDA73]

Her thighs against the sides of my face

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes stolen from the next person to post.

 

[Kat73]

A fucking thing. Been out on the deck for 2 hours too.

 

[Trubbycat]

A wet towel that’s been in the trunk on a sweltering hot summer day.

 

[Abeona1]

I'm not wearing a chastity belt