What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the Argentinian flag.

 

[Draven1442]

A shirt

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a dress made of mud.

 

[fullservice65]

Granola.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

I am not wearing any briefs

 

[kyblue12]

pants

 

[BDA73]

Condom

 

[Love1819]

a shirt and now a bra

 

[fullservice65]

Bees.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a false moustache.

 

[Treeview]

Cement shoes at the beach

 

[barefootgirl69]

A mermaid tail

 

[Spurtulator]

I am not wearing a strap on dildo

 

[Pad_Foot]

Orc Armor… but I’ve me a second !

 

[spawnofdavey]

I'm not wearing a meat dress, a la Lady Gaga.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing boxers that have a vagina printed on them where my crotch should be.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a dental retainer.

 

[P_j93]

I am not wearing underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a very fashionable loin cloth.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am regrettably not wearing a portable fan.

 

[Taegul]

I am not wearing a Dodgers jersey.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Pride. I do not wear it

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nipple clamps

 

[MyOtherSide85]

A medieval suit of armour

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a glittery bunny suit.