What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

I'm not wearing the handcuffs my Mistress put on me,
Because I secretly have a key...
 
I'm not wearing a paper bag over my head with holes cut in it to allow me to see.
 
I'm not wearing a suit made from aluminum foil.

(Translated to UK English: I'm not wearing a suit made from aluminium foil.)
 
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