What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bloodandglitter]

A cape

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Neither blood nor glitter.

 

[chame1eon]

high heels
or any shoes

 

[cheekygirl75]

Clothes


I'm in pjs, pervs

 

[fakingadulthood]

Magic plate armor that doesn’t give disadvantage on stealth rolls

 

[Rj_1954]

A straight jacket

 

[summer_reine]

A peacock feather butt plug

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently in sweaty gym clothes stolen from someone else's locker.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my bathing suit in April...

(too fu*king cold yet)!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

My hat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing underwear made from raw wool.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a dress made entirely out of twinkies wrappers.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing Twinkie filling as body paint. Yet.

But if asked nicely...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing strawberry jam all over my naughty bits.

 

[dave6035]

Underwear

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a skin tight catsuit made out of jello.

 

[Rj_1954]

A cock cage

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing handcuffs... anymore. >_>

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing fishnet stockings

 

[TheMrBurns]

Underwear... I have the day off and I'm relaxing after running a 10k

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my birthday suit even though I should be.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Cloak of Invisibility

Can't you tell...

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Speedo and swim cap

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A wet t-shirt

 

[summer_reine]

I am not wearing pink. Wait, yes I am. Why TF did I buy pink panties?!