What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ericalauren]

A bicycle helmet.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A collar

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes bought from Germany.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A T-shirt saying I belong to Daddy

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Clothes

 

[jarigi]

Matching socks

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A Swatch watch.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Jelly sandals

 

[mnbreastluver]

A mankini made out of bratwurst. Last time I did that it attracted a pack of hungry dogs and I’ll never be on the cover of Men’s Health magazine so it’s not like I could outrun them.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a pigeon costume designed in Milan.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A halo and wings…cuz I'm far from being an angel.

 

[tommyt125]

I’m not wearing a leather jacket in bed

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing my Ellie from The Last of Us tee layered with a long-sleeved tee. Maybe next week when season 2 premieres!

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “Hello Titty” tee shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes covered in zombie blood after a long, hard fought night of survival in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not wearing pyjamas.... yet. I should remedy that, actually.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My “I have no morals” tee shirt. I don’t recommend weaing one if your a salesman on a used car lot.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing promotional items from a lawyer's booth at a convention.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: My fireman’s costume
Real answer: socks and underwear

 

[tommyt125]

clothes lol

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a crotchless, full body motorcycle racing suit.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing that rosy-red, just-spanked glow on my nether cheeks.

Another wasted Saturday evening...

 

[Misshotndeep]

My Save-A-Hoe cape.

 

[Iwillgo]

Anything above the bottom of my feet