What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[cadman7777]

underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing chainmail.

 

[deft]

Cloud Strife cosplay.

 

[MyOtherSide85]

I’m not wearing a bra today

 

[Dayhoosier]

Socks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the original pair of Air Jordans.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing bunny ears and tail.

 

[Rj_1954]

A third condom

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the panties accidently left over by a sexy female visitor last night.
*sigh* Not ever...

 

[Taegul]

I'm not wearing my WWE heavyweight champion belt. Really no need to brag, everyone already knows how awesome I am.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my "special" armor.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a silver thong with leopard print on it.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Socks, shoes

 

[Iwillgo]

A single stitch

 

[Taegul]

A Taylor Swift concert t-shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shirt made of ground pork flaked in edible gold.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: a strap on my best friend bought me

Truth: clothes

 

[Zephreck]

Medieval armor, a short sword, and a shield....

Oh and not wearing my cowboy boots or spurs.

 

[LustyScribe]

My "Spank me, it's Monday" underwear.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Fuzzy handcuffs

 

[Deleted member 1379218]

I’m not wearing anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a magical earring that makes me win the lottery any time I want to.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

?

Lovely! And I like your cut as well

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a digitally downloaded skin irl.

 

[JPReads]

I am not wearing a cosplay of the X-Men 97 Magneto, ya know the purple one. Love that look.

Or pants.