What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Iwanttotry7777]

I’ve taken a bath after yard work and I’m nude again

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the construction worker's outfit from The Village People.

 

[Iwanttotry7777]

Why does it state virgin under my name?

 

[ABiGuy84]

Am I to be wearing anything?

 

[Corbie]

A bra

Prove it!

 

[BrendaBear]

Prove it!

She already did - and that isn’t how this thread is supposed to work.

I am not wearing a latex dress and mask, and carrying a paddle with @Trubbycat ‘s name on it

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a skirt with my full legal name printed on the backside.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a lovely white evening gown with the Ghostbusters logo on my boobs.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Rubber Clown Nose

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a peach colored wedding dress.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Girdle

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing crusty old undies.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing underwear made from roses... too many pricks

 

[ABiGuy84]

Nada

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a skimpy cocktail dress.

First thing Monday morning? That would be too weird.




Even for me.

 

[caughtstrokin]

I’m not wearing chaps.

Monday morning cocktail dress could be an interesting story.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants made from dodo feathers.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Clothes… got to live up to my username!

 

[Trubbycat]

A smoking jacket and ascot.

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

A clown nose and shoes

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Panties or pants.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Jerry "the King" Lawler's crown.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Cold outside again, so wearing nothing indoors.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Paddington Bear's blue coat.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Batman Undies