What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a butt plug that's shaped like a cat tail.

 

[ABiGuy84]

About to go to bed, I'm el Nude

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing large, gold hoop earrings.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A lobster bib…mostly because I don’t eat seafood

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a creepy black and white clown costume.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my purple 'Brat' collar...please don't tell Lady K...

 

[mnbreastluver]

A T Rex costume

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a covering of red cards stolen from soccer matches.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Going to surprise everyone when I say ..... SOCKS!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A rose gold and pink diamond tiara

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a sports bra.

 

[fsa52]

I'm not wearing a sports bra.

Neither am I!! Go figure!

 

[JPReads]

I am not wearing a shirt

 

[ABiGuy84]

Anything, I am suppose to be sleeping ...

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing socks that make me run faster than anyone from Earth.

 

[fullservice65]

Concrete.

 

[Tygaara117]

Boxers

 

[kyblue12]

anything except boxers

 

[ABiGuy84]

Engagement Ring

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing that thing that you said I wasn't allowed to wear.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ballet shoes and a tutu.

 

[Rj_1954]

Nighttime breathing apparatus...

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer, my Incredibles costume
Real answer, trousers, socks, underwear

 

[ABiGuy84]

In bed, so nothing

 

[Trubbycat]

The blue thing with the things