What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LauraLO]

no bra no make up no worries

 

[cactusjack0584]

Shorts…it’s cold here

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a basketball jersey for a team that doesn't exist anywhere in the world.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any of the clothes I bought in an alternate timeline.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a jetpack on my back.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 14 pairs of Christmas themed socks simultaneously.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Nothing still!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

A butt plug

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the barbed catheter.

Not today, Satan! Not today!

 

[Rj_1954]

An ice pick in my ass...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it that is rude to sausages everywhere.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Purple lingerie

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kinky Bootz

 

[DirtyMarine]

Clothes

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Cuffs attached to a spreader bar.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Collar

 

[cactusjack0584]

Comfortable clothes… since I’m at work

 

[Eyelevel]

A cock cage.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My AC/DC sweatshirt

 

[EctoJohn]

My AC/DC sweatshirt

For shame!

I'm not wearing Led Zeppelin branded slippers.

 

[Treeview]

Never stripes and plaids

 

[ABiGuy84]

S O C K S !

 

[---E---]

A watch.....I broke the band - damn it!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a kitty costume. (maybe because I am not a furry like some fucking asshole has repeatedly suggested)