What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a refrigerator box as a dress.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

A smile…

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @ShowMeYourSmile ‘s smile… I don’t know where he left that thing.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing frilly leather pants.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Incredible Hulk underoos

 

[TongueLust]

A chastity belt.

 

[Gatliss123]

Underwear (I'm just wearing a pair of pyjama bottoms).

 

[cascadiabound]

A thigh holster

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather miniskirt, fishnets and heels, with a welding jacket

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Qky75 ’s feaux alligator hip boots

 

[Qky75]

I am not wearing @Qky75 ’s feaux alligator hip boots

I'm not wearing anything I wasn't born with

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing anything I wasn't born with

What?? You were born wearing a pink fringed minidress????

I am not wearing a green and orange suit of armor.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the skin of a wooly mammoth like a cloak.

 

[Trubbycat]

Too bad, they're wonderful.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my superhero outfit. Crime will rest tonight so I can get it dry cleaned

 

[Mewalkabout]

I am not wearing my rainbow bright sleeper

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink leather minidress… to bed…

 

[ericalauren]

Purple lipstick.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Fascist smile

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing electric socks.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I'm not wearing any pants as my neighbor lady blows me.

 

[BookishBabe0]

Fascism.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a clown face with a big RED nose
or 3 broken ribs, black eyes & my pride

 

[fsa52]

No ski parka, boots or gloves today.
It’s 52 here!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Something sparkly. I just wanna sparkle ️