What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing an apron saying Whore Derve

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a dog collar, even though I'm in the Dog House...

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I'm not wearing a dog collar, even though I'm in the Dog House...

What for?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: A dog collar
Real answer: Anything (nude)

 

[Rj_1954]

What for?

What for?
I pissed my Domme off. I broke rule #1 of a subservient...

But, I'm not wearing 30 lashes with a wet noodle

 

[hotoldrguy]

not wearing a hula skirt with coconut bra

 

[Chloe_Harper]

not wearing a hula skirt with coconut bra

Me neither!!!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a lime green tuxedo.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a lime green leotard with matching tights….

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a tuxedo made of lime peels.

 

[kyblue12]

Currently fez free

 

[kyblue12]

Not wearing a tuxedo made of lime peels.

so what is it made from?

 

[LustyScribe]

so what is it made from?

Grapefruit peels. SO much less peeling because of the size difference!

 

[kyblue12]

Grapefruit peels. SO much less peeling because of the size difference!

Good call..... Grapefruit will also always squirt people in the eye when peeling so you have built in defenses....

 

[LustyScribe]

Good call..... Grapefruit will also always squirt people in the eye when peeling so you have built in defenses....

Exactly. Chance favors the prepared mind.

 

[kyblue12]

Must have been a scout....

And still no fez here

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing sand shoes!

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a mink jockstrap.

Apparently, McDonald's is more strict about their dress code than I thought.

 

[munch2much]

A bikini. Though I’d look f’king awesome if I was

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a judge's robe with nothing underneath.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Right now I’m not wearing anything… about to shower

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing makeup. Don't look at me

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a 32 foot tall chef's toque.

 

[Mewalkabout]

I'm not wearing steampunk inspired hat

 

[mnbreastluver]

A Vikings cheerleader outfit
Purple is not my color.