What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Bermuda shorts with a big puffy parka.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing combat fatigues as a mini dress.

 

[bodyshavedsmooth]

any clothes

added a pic

https://ibb.co/5WPprvJ

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Storm Trooper armor in early 1990s colors.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing Storm Trooper armor in early 1990s colors.

So you are wearing Storm Pooper Trooper armor in proper 1970’s colors… cool!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing my stoned stupid grin (gonna rectify that shortly)

 

[Deleted member 4038640]

I'm not wearing my stoned stupid grin (gonna rectify that shortly)

Please show

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Darth Vader's alternate lavender variant outfit.

 

[Wren200]

A top hat

 

[munch2much]

Socks and jeans

 

[summer_reine]

I adore this sweater, I'm not wearing it I saw this on a temu-esque site and know it would just be a print. I wish I was a maestro knitter so I could make this for myself in wool

 

[Wren200]

socks, and a shirt

 

[Wageslave]

Anything lycra

 

[ShaneoD]

I adore this sweater, I'm not wearing it I saw this on a temu-esque site and know it would just be a print. I wish I was a maestro knitter so I could make this for myself in wool
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Those sites do look well like AliExpress ripoff to be honest. If you want to...... (What is the female equivalent of loosing your bollocks?) here's the site I'm guessing they're based on

https://www.aran.com/sale-her

 

[subdudeme13]

I adore this sweater, I'm not wearing it I saw this on a temu-esque site and know it would just be a print. I wish I was a maestro knitter so I could make this for myself in wool
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That is a great sweater and you would make it look even better. It looks huggable.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the sexiest goddamned plastic and lace robe ever.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am not wearing my Vikings onesie… but I’m thinking I need @BrendaBear ’s purple tiara for tomorrow night!

 

[LostHorizon]

I am not wearing my Vikings onesie… but I’m thinking I need @BrendaBear ’s purple tiara for tomorrow night!

After last week I question the usefulness of the Vikings onsie.

Maybe you should skip wearing it tomorrow and see what happens

For scientific purposes of course.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the ropes my Domme tied me with..
I have an itch!!! Argghh.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a peasant slave girl dress

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a harlequin costume.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the ropes my Domme tied me with..
I have an itch!!! Argghh.

That isn’t me… softly running a feather against his skin… giggling…

 

[LostHorizon]

My hoodie

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a peasant slave girl dress

I'm not wearing a peasant slave girl. Much to my dismay.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a pair of polka dot boxers with a matching bikini top.