What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BookishBabe0]

The usual, the breast cage.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing lavender strappy heels.

 

[LustyScribe]

In an odd coincidence, I am not wearing anything ending with the letter Q.

Not even a leather socq on my cocq.

 

[LustyScribe]

They have to be caged?!

It's for their protection, I'm sure.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pink silk pajamas.

 

[LostHorizon]

My hat

 

[LustyScribe]

Lead Snowshoes.

 

[Eyelevel]

My hoodie.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy bigfoot costume.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am not wearing a sexy bigfoot costume.

What a shame, I was also unable to fit in my Yeti costume

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing my Yeti set yet, but you can bet I'd let you pet me if I did!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the greatest long sleeved shirt of all time.

 

[Wriggle]

Speedos

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a neon green space suit.

 

[LustyScribe]

Definitely not wearing a pink wetsuit & matching swim fins.

 

[hotcpu]

Reindeer Antlers ... Christmas is clearly over

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a ring or a purple tiara.

 

[Dashabout]

Nothing more than I wore for the hot tub party NYE.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cat hair. However, there may be dog hair just all over my clothes.

 

[joclfc]

A condom, I'm 57 and had a vercectamy

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing a lined beanie, a long sleeve shirt, a hoodie, and a hooded coat, lined pants, and boots… like I was a little while ago when I took my kid sledding.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a denim mini skirt and a purple blouse... (that was yesterday).

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not dressed like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my heavy winter clothes pulling my sled to use it on a downhill slope...
Just like I did when I was 8 years old...

Those were the days..

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A diamond tiara