What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[mysticunicorn_19]

Pants
It's kinda chilly out but I'm sweating with these pants on so off they go I guess

 

[SimonSex]

Tube socks with 2 colors at the top

 

[Azuldrgon]

I took off my T-shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hat that holds my brain in.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a brain to rest a hat on!
.... er, or something like that.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well duh… why would a Neanerthal have pants?

I am not wearing a Wilma Flinstone dress.

YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing a hat that holds my brain in.

so your brain fell out?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A leather cat suit

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s Buck Rogers beach towel

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s Buck Rogers beach towel

so naked then?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a devious smirk, nor a deviated smock, devilish smack, delicious snack, .. .. ..

 

[cactusjack0584]

Boring answer: Any clothes
Funny answer: a strap on dildo

Call me intrigued

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Call me intrigued

Inbox always open

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not wearing a straitjacket - I was a few minutes ago but I managed to escape.

Think I’m kidding?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a straitjacket - I was a few minutes ago but I managed to escape.

Think I’m kidding?
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Looks undamaged, too - impressive!

I'm not wearing anything more restraining than boxers.

 

[Lily13]

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My backwards earmuffs. Tossed those suckers!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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My backwards earmuffs. Tossed those suckers!

Backwards? *blink*blink*

I'm not wearing fuzzy earmuffs of any variety or vulgarity

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a crotchless ski suit for those who like to feel a breeze

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a crotchless ski suit for those who like to feel a breeze

*WINCE* Emergency pitons are NOT meant to freeze to the ice, dude!

I'm not wearing crampons.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a white latex leotard, go go boots and a grocery store apron

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a white latex leotard, go go boots and a grocery store apron

Yeah, the apron'd be a bit tacky.

I'm not wearing a pink velour leisure suit and bedazzled flipflops.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not dressed as a dominatrix … at the moment

 

[cactusjack0584]

A potato sack as a face mask

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @cactusjack0584 ’s potato sack as a dress

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing @cactusjack0584 ’s potato sack as a dress

You’re welcome to borrow it as I am not wearing it