What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[UsuallyPresent]

You’re welcome to borrow it as I am not wearing it

Chafing. Which could be boon or bane, depending.

I'm not wearing anti-itch powder, ointment, lubricant, or other related concoction.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not wearing anything that would be appropriate while shopping at the grocery store.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m not wearing anything that would be appropriate while shopping at the grocery store.

Depends on where you shop I suppose

 

[ericalauren]

Eyeglasses. Thank goodness for LASIK!

 

[AlexBailey]

Depends on where you shop I suppose

Wow! Where have you gone grocery shopping?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wow! Where have you gone grocery shopping?

I’ve been to Walmart a while back at like 2 in the morning. Seen some shit.
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[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing a pink thong and cowboy boots

 

[AlexBailey]

I am not wearing a pink thong and cowboy boots

Is that your Walmart outfit?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is that your Walmart outfit?

Haven’t shopped there in a long while so no

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Song by Brian Hyland

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[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @AlexBailey ’s leather minidress with fishnets and heels.

I prefer sheer stockings to fishnets….

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing @AlexBailey ’s leather minidress with fishnets and heels.

I prefer sheer stockings to fishnets….

Damn shame… I mean you do you

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @AlexBailey ’s leather minidress with fishnets and heels.

I prefer sheer stockings to fishnets….

why not?

 

[BrendaBear]

why not?

I wanted to wear the leather dress with the locking collar! @AlexBailey hid it or something, I couldn’t find it! I am not wearing Alex’s leather hood either.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a headband. Our parrots get scared when I wear anything on my head, like a beanie, sunglasses, etc.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my straight jacket. They caught me openly flirting with a trans lady and took it away. It's alright, I look better without it.

 

[EctoJohn]

so your brain fell out?

Nope, it just isn't big enough of a brain to require a hat.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing an orange jumpsuit with DOC stenciled on the back.

 

[trinething1ns]

Pants

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Mirrorshades

 

[LostHorizon]

My hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @LostHorizon ’s hat either.

 

[LostHorizon]

I am not wearing @LostHorizon ’s hat either.

Was worried it was stolen, whew!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a bikini made from banana peels.

What a coincidence. Me neither.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing flypaper cuz this thread bugs me...