What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[jeff_is_smiling]

My towel anymore...

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a 1964 Beatles suit.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m not wearing a 1964 Beatles suit.

but do you have the haircut for it?

 

[Trubbycat]

Bald as a bowling ball…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing bowling balls, pins, or lane wax.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm NOT wearing my swimsuit, because we're getting our first snow of the season here in Kansas City. It's beautiful, but I'm not thrilled that winter is here already.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a skiing suit...because last time it was January before I got out of the hospital.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a defensive bubble.

 

[Shady_nz]

I'm not wearing a negative attitude

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s Minnie Mouse costume with fishnets

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing parts of @Trubbycat 's Minnie Mouse costume over @BrendaBear 's sexy troll costume.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @UsuallyPresent ’s dinner jacket over my black teddy and dark stockings…

Oh wait…

Nevermind.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing @UsuallyPresent ’s dinner jacket over my black teddy and dark stockings…

Oh wait…

Nevermind.

I'm honored. I'll never wash that dinner jacket again!

I'm not wearing a formal three-piece suit minus the absconded-with jacket

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a Christmas-themed mankini to go check the mail.

Environmental Protection Administration regulations, zoning ordinances & cruelty to animals laws and all that, you know...?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing Mrs Claus's gift getting teddy...she likes gifts...all shapes and sizes...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s naughty leather wear… (mine fits so much better)…

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s naughty leather wear… (mine fits so much better)…

That's because of the exquisite tailoring no doubt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a women's one piece bathing suit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a women's one piece bathing suit.

Prefer the bikinis huh?

I am not wearing a combat fatigues style minidress

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing full Regimental formal kit

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefer the bikinis huh?

You know it.

I'm not wearing a radioactive green chef's coat.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Pants

 

[BrendaBear]

Pants

Well duh… why would a Neanerthal have pants?

I am not wearing a Wilma Flinstone dress.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Well duh… why would a Neanerthal have pants?

I am not wearing a Wilma Flinstone dress.

Trying to get back into the Geico commercial business.


Yaba Dabba Doo

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Trying to get back into the Geico commercial business.


Yaba Dabba Doo

I never knew they’d diversified into kids cartoons or porn!

I’m not wearing a whale-tail thong