What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LostHorizon]

A tie

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a musical Christmas sweater.

 

[mnbreastluver]

MC Hammer pants.
You can’t touch them

 

[Dubinsky]

A tutu, still.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy cactus costume

 

[Dubinsky]

I am not wearing sunscreen and a floppy hat.

 

[Treeview]

No Santa Hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Dubinsky ‘s tutu, floppy hat and sunglasses.

 

[Dubinsky]

I am not wearing @Dubinsky ‘s tutu, floppy hat and sunglasses.

Good. I was thinking of finally putting it on.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Um comfortable clothing.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a collection of bras from 1982.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a silky white teddy, white leather thigh high boots, white elbow gloves and a fedora

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a collection of bras from 1982.

If you change your mind, can you get some pics of that? I am wondering how one wears a collection of bras…

I am not wearing a bra (the girls are free and happy about it).

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm not wearing tights... but I AM wearing @Dubinsky 's tutu

 

[fsa52]

I’m not wearing the Lone Ranger’s mask, Robin Hood’s tights, nor Batman’s cape.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Christmas Tree because everyone plays with my Balls...

 

[mysticunicorn_19]

Panties

 

[Rj_1954]

Clear plastic wrap. It leaves little to your imagination...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing undies inspired by a train conductor's uniform.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a native themed blanket coat with thigh high boots, a mini skirt, and nothing else.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a size 10 pair of purple pleather pants on my size 20 body. Ooof, no fathering kids now...

 

[Azuldrgon]

a hoodie

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Azuldrgon ’s hoodie.

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm not wearing fashionable leather boots.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I am not wearing @Azuldrgon ’s hoodie.

Lord knows you'd have a couple of em if we were closer.