What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[kathyisgr65]

I will, hand it over...

I'm not wearing a smile, today, yet

Keep my thinking cap.. it'll probably give u a reason to smile

 

[Rj_1954]

Keep my thinking cap.. it'll probably give u a reason to smile

I'll tell you a secret...I've got atrocious teeth, henceforth no smile

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'll tell you a secret...I've got atrocious teeth, henceforth no smile

Gotcha.. snaggletooth smiling for u ..

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll tell you a secret...I've got atrocious teeth, henceforth no smile

Me too. But I was with a friend who also has atrocious teeth, and she never lets it stop her from smiling and I was inspired to follow her lead. This is me, bad teeth and all. I'm doing my best and frankly... if someone is going to hold it against us because of teeth? Do you really care about their opinion? I don't.

Smile! Allow yourself to be happy when you feel happy. Life is SOOOO much better once I realized that.

 

[Trubbycat]

I can't believe my dentist never recommended braces. I too am a member of the no smile club.

 

[GSDom]

A clam shell bra

I’d pay good money to see that. I’ll provide the clams!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the official Dora the Explorer backpack.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an Endora dress…
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/28/02/5b/28025bd72f4dc95857204346b2b34681.jpg

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I am not wearing a set of dunks

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing scuba gear..

For muff diving

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I'm not wearing scuba gear..

For muff diving

You might need it though! Some muffs can be very very wet

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Dentures


Cuz I don't need them thankfully.

 

[smtst5]

Swim fins

 

[Rj_1954]

Spongebob squarepants pants

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[NewEng]

Well....

 

[Wriggle]

The tight red underpants that I went to work in.

 

[Rj_1954]

Well....

Well what?
Well water...

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing burlap clothes

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Yoga pants

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A toque. Or matching murder gloves.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[Wriggle]

 

[~Elizabeth~]

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Looks like a fuzzy condom.