What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my new stuff.

I hope you get to soon.

I am not wearing Star Trek uniform boots.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m not wearing my straight jacket. I need someone to buckle me in.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I hope you get to soon.

I am not wearing Star Trek uniform boots.

I did notice that LOL

 

[Trubbycat]

I did notice that LOL

I like the Mirror Universe ones better...

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing my straight jacket. I need someone to buckle me in.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1kDPkwxmkOAAAAAC/your-happy-workplace-wendy-conrad.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I like the Mirror Universe ones better...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aXBzO5958g0AAAAC/im-sorry-to-disappoint-you-jamie-lynn-spears.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aXBzO5958g0AAAAC/im-sorry-to-disappoint-you-jamie-lynn-spears.gif

you were crushing the Uhura style!

 

[BrendaBear]

you were crushing the Uhura style!

Thanks Hottie! I was rushing to post it before someone else ran with my “red shirt” interpretation first.

 

[Biggalute]

My silk Kung-Fu dressing gown, I'm done with being cool for today

 

[BrendaBear]

My silk Kung-Fu dressing gown, I'm done with being cool for today

That sounds outright cold to me! I hope someone gets you all hot and bothered to keep you warm.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing a shift dress, just for the record I don’t own one.

 

[Biggalute]

I am not wearing a shift dress, just for the record I don’t own one.

In Ireland, 'shifting' is getting off with someone and I can think of many dresses that would aid this endeavour, maybe that's not what you're referring to

 

[Cindy027]

In Ireland, 'shifting' is getting off with someone and I can think of many dresses that would aid this endeavour, maybe that's not what you're referring to

It’s actually a style of dress, I would say the opposite of a bodycon dress.

I am still not wearing my new stuff, although it’s very pretty. Sorry Brenda

 

[Biggalute]

It’s actually a style of dress, I would say the opposite of a bodycon dress.

I am still not wearing my new stuff, although it’s very pretty. Sorry Brenda

Lol, I actually knew what a shift dress was, but was trying, and failing, to be smart. I didn't know about bodycon dresses and enjoyed looking at the results of my googling

 

[Cindy027]

Lol, I actually knew what a shift dress was, but was trying, and failing, to be smart. I didn't know about bodycon dresses and enjoyed looking at the results of my googling

So glad to be of service

 

[BrendaBear]

So glad to be of service

Guys love to be “serviced”… just sayin’


I am not wearing a Star Trek uniform now..
…being all professional and shit like that...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Guys love to be “serviced”… just sayin’


I am not wearing a Star Trek uniform now..
…being all professional and shit like that...

so naked then?

 

[BrendaBear]

so naked then?

No, silly! That isn’t my profession… fully dressed… okay, no pants.

 

[Cindy027]

Guys love to be “serviced”… just sayin’

You just ruined a wonderful friendship

I am not wearing a silver bracelet.

 

[BrendaBear]

You just ruined a wonderful friendship

I am not wearing a silver bracelet.

Happily I know your just joking…

you are joking right?
It was just a silly comment…
oh God… what has my mouth ruined for me now?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Cindy’s cool leather jacket.
I put it back in her closet before her plane landed.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a studded leather collar

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a studded leather collar

Oh Hottie, I am so sorry to gear that… were you wanting me to wear mine today? I am not wearing it now.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I am not wearing a gasmask with a stuffed collar, platform boots, pasties, and a g-string.

 

[EricaLynch]

Not wearing a fishnet body stocking.