What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Xerxes82]

Good day tomorrow to stay home and watch movies while I catch up on the laundry.

 

[mnbreastluver]

What the hell do strippers wear to a job interview?

 

[Taegul]

If I'm gonna be this ridiculously sick, why the hell am I not going in to my old workplace to give that asshole boss a big tight hug and sweaty-palmed handshake?

 

[DukeSupernature]

I miss ...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Since there are no real monsters under your bed, what’s actually scaring you is your imagination. Therefore the monster that is scaring you is actually in your bed.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Holy schnikes, my mail box has exploded with letters from ambulance chasers. As of yesterday I had 15 practically begging Pick Me! Pick me!
Tacky.

 

[Shi_One81]

That explains so much. Just WOW

 

[mnbreastluver]

A "bed and breakfast" could also refer to a very successful date night.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m craving a walk down the city streets...

But it’s fucking 19 degrees out. I think I need to pump myself up more.

 

[ashesatwork]

oh a 2 hour commute in the morning in this weather. im so stoked about that

 

[mnbreastluver]

The last polar vortex was when Frozen came out. Frozen 2 is coming out this year and we get a polar vortex. Stop making Frozen movies.

 

[Shi_One81]

Dealing with another fucktard who stole my photos and was posting them on kik and other apps. If it’s not yours, don’t take it. Isn’t that fucking taught in kindergarten?

On the plus side, in my search for his account on one app, (so I could report him) I found the guy who stole my cell phone in October. I screenshotted the account and sent it to the detective.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Craisins are so f'n good....

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Craisins are so f'n good....

Agreed. I have them in my oatmeal.

Still trying to fathom the change from -28F today to 48F on Sunday (if it happens).

 

[13Fantasies]

oh a 2 hour commute in the morning in this weather. im so stoked about that

-Hugs-

Stay safe

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you lose a game of russian roulette, you won't feel the shame of losing.

 

[EctoJohn]

Why is just existing so hard?

 

[mnbreastluver]

You could probably save 25% more toilet paper if you didn't have to perform those couple "verification wipes" to ensure that you're actually clean

 

[BlackCashmere]

The passing of Kristoff St John...amazing human being and fabulous actor...RIP...

 

[Ellobomuerto]

I'm a first time grandpa as of 11:36 pm last night

 

[doowopdoowop]

Cowa. Bunga.

If I have to answer the door I'll be in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles robe...

 

[doowopdoowop]

I'm a first time grandpa as of 11:36 pm last night

Congratulations!

 

[mnbreastluver]

That moment when you know you are done vomiting is one of the most comforting feelings ever.

 

[steelyblue73]

Tan lines.

 

[CamronsInsider]

do larger cocks require more wetness?