What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Bill_Cosplay]

I didn't get in nearly as many miles as I should have this week.

 

[steelyblue73]

Which bar should we meet up at later?

 

[Taten]

Why are you taking so long to fix that one faucet.

 

[AlwaysFara]

If you tell someone you’ve never spoken to before “how’s my baby girl?” you obviously know NOTHING about that lifestyle. *

 

[Lastingimpressions]

The act of a woman squirting.

You know who you are, thanks a lot!

 

[navytime09]

I need to stop

 

[standard1]

Feeling wrong doing the right thing.

 

[Taegul]

Guys who can actually fix-it around the house are sexy as fuck.

But breaking it is SO much more fun.

 

[EctoJohn]

Somewhere out in the multiverse, in the infinite parallel universes, there is one wherein a young boxer named Rocky Balboa wrote a script for a film called "Sylvester" in which a struggling actor named Sylvester Stallone, who occasionally works for the mob to make ends meet, gets a once in a lifetime opportunity.

 

[Gemma_0]

Stupidity is contagious.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The first person to test how well sword swallowing would work does not get the credit they deserve.

 

[JennyNo1]

Finally! The new season of ''Victoria" is starting tonight!

 

[TongueLust]

Even my LL is disappointed.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Not the best day of my life today.

 

[Shi_One81]

I need to stop letting people who aren’t worth it get under my skin. I’d just hate to see some poor unassuming female get involved with such a low life piece of shit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dreams are incredible for so many reasons, but perhaps the coolest is that you are the only one to ever experience your own. They're like ultra private movies with unlimited budget for casting and special effects.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My inassertiveness... =/

 

[Spenser41]

I so hate the cold.

 

[blue80driver]

Wondering what I'm going to have for dinner.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Being called Sugar Tits.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A lot of the time, you're not actually horny when you jerk it. You're just depressed and want some dopamine out of habit.

 

[beachbaby179]

It is said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results. That works for stupidity as well. Trust me.

 

[Xerxes82]

Some people are just incapable of being truthful. Deceit is their way of life, lies their oxygen.

To these people I say: Go fuck yourselves.

 

[standard1]

What’s up with this headache?

 

[tolyk]

18 hours