Well I found this funny

QuickDuck

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I recieved this in an email today :)

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge if being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
 
Re: So did I...

p_p_man said:
I'll drink the that
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the penis wants a raise

yep. funny.
I got this one in an e-mail ----

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

· I do physical labor
· I work at great depths in a damp environment in high temperatures
· I plunge head first into everything I do
· I do not get weekends or holidays off
· I don't get paid overtime,
· I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
· My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, we reject your request for the following reasons:
· You can not work 8 hours straight.
· You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
· You do not always follow the orders.
· You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
· You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
· You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
· You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
· You will retire well before you are 65.
· You are unable to work double shifts.
· You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
· And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

> The Management
 
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