Welcome to our new Litizen Private Vasquez

[Mischka]

This just made me all warm and fuzzy inside:

u do not realise it, but this literotica is like a deadly five-headed snake, all the while u think ppl care for each other here. No they dont. they are perverts here. they are sick ppl.

Welcome, Private Vasquez. It will be so nice to get to know you during your stay.

 

[Starfish]

[scottish accent] He will ride down on fiiiiireeeeee with a tha-reeeeeeeee headed serpent....








And he will punish all sinning sinners.... Yes, Sinners like YOU![/scottish accent]

and there was, at that time.... rumours of things going astray....






Please, just don't forget the raffia attachment.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I love it when you speak brogue.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Eek. I forgot about that. If we have to endure a littering of posts about us sick "ppl," I may have to hurt someone.

 

[RawHumor]

Just so everything is taken in context...

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=1337531#post1337531
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=1337074#post1337074

 

[Private Vasquez]

LOL!!!

Actually, those are yayati's words...he posted them so very kindly on someone's thread about her losing her grandmother...

I was simply using his own words against him

Thanks for the kind welcome, btw.

 

[Mischka]

Thanks, RawHumor, I missed that second thread. Given Private Vasquez's register date, I thought we had an imposter in our midst. The writing was far too similar to yayati's - now I see why.


So, I'll start over. Welcome to Lit, Private, and this time I sincerely mean it. Your brand of humor will surely fit in around here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Can we move back to the clitoral sensitivity testing? I really prefer that sort of welcome to the strictly verbal ones...

 

[RawHumor]

Thanks, RawHumor, I missed that second thread. Given Private Vasquez's register date, I thought we had an imposter in our midst. The writing was far too similar to yayati's - now I see why.

I wasn't sure WHICH way you meant it, but I figured SOMEbody would take it out of context... and any enemy of yayatwat is a friend of mine. LOL

 

[Rambling Rose]

Raw Humor saves the day!

(and I thought 'Mellon Baller' was brilliant! )

 

[Mischka]

...and sorry for the ignominious introduction. I was just playing around, and I should have been more careful.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Raw Humor saves the day!

(and I thought 'Mellon Baller' was brilliant! )

He he... Stop it - I'm gonna get a big head...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Not a problem. I can see why some tend to be up-in-arms about new folks sometimes. Even though this particular yayati isn't new...but he says a lot of really smart things...

 

[riff]

This just made me all warm and fuzzy inside:



Welcome, Private Vasquez. It will be so nice to get to know you during your stay.

LMAO

 

[cymbidia]

You know that you're going to be immediately tagged as "privates" or some such dimunitive, don't you? Better get ready for it.


And welcome to Lit, too. It's a good place in which to spend all that extra time you've got lying about.

Will you tell us a little about yourself?

Do you spit or swallow?
Beer or wine?
Do you know what a tawse is?
How do you feel about ass-fucking?
Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot without using your hands?
What's the wildest thing you've ever done in a car with at least one other person present?
Are you bi-sexual? Bi-curious? Not het at all?

I just want to help you get all relaxed here among us, darlin'. Honest. I'm just doing you a good deed, Lit style.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I like my privates...label 'em all you want...

extra time...isn't that an oxymoron?

-Swallow (why waste it?)
- do I have to choose?
- never heard of a tawse...is it something kinky?
- Ass-fucking is fun for everyone!
- Sure...I use my toes.
- I drove it.
- Bi-sexual...gimme a man and a woman at the same time, and I'll be your best friend forever.

 

[Rambling Rose]

*swallowing my wine and turning slowly...loving your moans as he slides his cock slowly into your tightened pucker prompting me to smack you lightly at first, then harder with the tawse I had almost forgotten in my reverie...remembering the time you lapped at my cunt hungrily in my old convertible while that naughty policeman looked on...the memory causing me to choke and cough...the cherry stem flying from my lips in a neat little knot*

I'm sorry cym, did you say something?

 

[cymbidia]

- never heard of a tawse...is it something kinky?

Yeh. It's definitely something kinky.

You're not into BDSM, are you? Ah well, we can't get all the new arrivals over on our side of the line.

And you've got lots of company over on the bi's side of things, too, babes.





Addendum:
GEEZUS Rose!
I mean... ~kissing the cherry stem from your swollen lips while shifting off him and moving you onto him, them moaning in time to the sounds from deep in your throat as he thrust hard into your cunt... my fingers traced your erect nipples with the twin tips of the supple leather tawse... my other fingers reaching down to circle lightly the brown rose of your naus, feeling his thrusts as idid... the policeman was still watching, opening his clothing to fist at his erection while we fogged the windows of your old convertible~

 

[Private Vasquez]

Us Bi freaks should rule the world...

I've never experienced any of the BDSM style...seems interesting, though..

 

[tswyk]

Yeh. It's definitely something kinky.

Now I'm curious! Please DO tell!

Inquiring minds OUGHT to know!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Now I'm curious! Please DO tell!

Inquiring minds OUGHT to know!

To chastise with (the) taws or tawse, which is an instrument of family or school discipline, used in Scottish and many English schools (where there are so very many naughty people) consisting of a leather strap or thong, divided at the end into narrow strips

 

[Rambling Rose]

click here!

Tawse

 

[cymbidia]

A tawse is a leather strap split most of the way down its length. It was formerly used for corporal punishment, mostly in Great Britain, i think. It's a very serious percussive toy in the BDSM orchestra. Here's one much like the one i have:


(Addedum: Man! I'm slow today! )

 

[tswyk]

Sir Lukky....

Have you been holding out on me?????