Weird Assed Date

riff

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I rushed off to the music store in search of Jesus Christ Superstar. They didn't have it. I bought Hair and ordered the Complete JCS set. Sounds good to me.

So I am in line. In front of me is this attractive woman whom I remembered from years many years ago because she dated my boss when I managed a nightclub.

"I know you." I said. I took off the straw hat I was wearing.

"Yes, where from?" she said.

I told her and this started up a conversation. I kept waiting for her to say "Well, nice to see you again," as I paid for my purchase, but she didn't go away. She seemed to be waiting for me to finish paying. I paid and we kept talking.

We smoked a cigarette together outside.

"Well," she says, "What are you doing tonight?"

"Going to my parents to watch movies and do my laundry."

"Well, my husband goes to work at 7 and I was gonna cook out. Wanna come over?"

I have to leave now. I called my parents and told them I would see them tomorrow. I wonder if this is the part where I get to find out if I am serious about not messing around with married women?

Who knows. She is grilling shisk kebabs and I have some movies. Either way, it will be an interesting night. I never thought she knew I existed?

See yall later.
 
Oh my god.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I always knew I meet someone from Lit, but. . .
Shit!

Guys, if the Stud asks, I was here all night.
 
I am home, but is this adultery?

I never kissed her. Swear. I didn't do shit.

She cooked me a good dinner and we sat on her patio and talked.

There is more, but it's just weird.

Totally weird.
 
is there another rendezvous planned?

she wants you....<nodding>.....
 
Ginny. She wants to call me tomorrow. I don't need to be getting mixed up with needy married women.

Of course she wants me. Have no idea what to do. She is married. If it was a matter of just fuck me and go your own way, that is one thing, but she needs more than that, I think. She needs affection, love, etc.

But she is married. And I, Mr. Me, wonders if "riffy" needs to be getting mixed up in this at all.

It's weird I tell you.

Where the fuck is hubby? Why isn't he...? Well, I am glad I am not in his shoes.

I am weirded out here. This is one of those things that I pray about. Sex is out of the question. No fucking way. I just wonder how healthy it is being pals? I can be a friend, but I don't want for her to depend on me. I have been on both sides of this kind of thing. It doesn't work.
 
you're right riff....runnnnnnnnn....

way too messy.....and if she just wanted a fuck buddy you might be able to handle it....all that other...yuck.....

too many single girls out there....without drama....for you to get mixed up in a married woman's problems.....

i'm sure you'll handle it nicely with her.....
 
Well, I agree.

But it isn't sex that she wants. Ah. I'll sleep. I love people, I love friends.

I just don't need complication in my life right now. Remember, I am in therapy! She says she is too, but she lies to her therapist. I don't.

Warning Flag!
 
hmmm...

ginny said pretty much what i wanted to say about this situation...why would you want to hook up with a married woman when there are lots of single girls out here..i mean there...that would hook up with you..? sorry you didn't get JSC..i'm diggin mine..still! :D
 
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lavender said:


I thought you were trying to provide another of your amazingly astute observations.

Nah, wasted on this crowd, I just make crass statements so I fit in
 
What's all the negativity surrounding having sex with a married woman? I do it all the time and it works out pretty well for me.
 
lavender said:


After studying the 6th Amendment for the last 4 hours, I need a human punching bag.

That's the one that promises a free plate of chili fries with every pitcher of domestic, right?
 
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