We don't know how lucky we are

[kiwichyck]

Seeing as how the board is so quiet today, I have spent the past hour or so looking at Dr Phill's message boards, which brings me to my thread title.

I am soooo happy to be me! Now my relationship is by no means perfect, but for goodness sake, is the world's population really THAT repressed?

I've been reading a zillion posts from mostly women.

My man looks at porn, we haven't had sex in 6mths!
I don't care for sex, but he keeps asking!
He wants me to give him oral but that's just gross!
I couldn't stand it if he wanted to give me oral - that's even worse!
I'm 20 years old and my husband loses his erection when he tries to penetrate, so I give him handjobs, but he won't touch me!
We had a few drinks and he asked me to use a dildo on him - is it normal?!
I have no sex drive, I don't like foreplay, will I ever get an orgasm?!

FFS!! Are these people for real! I was itching to reply to almost every post, but
a) I couldn't be bothered signing up
b) The posts were months old
c) What's the freakin' point?

Lit has completely ruined my ability to visit other message boards *sigh*
And thank god for a considerate loving husband.

If this means that I'm a freak, then so be it - I'm a dirty dirty freak, but at least I have a great sex life.

Ok, rant over
Carry on.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Seeing as how the board is so quiet today, I have spent the past hour or so looking at Dr Phill's message boards, which brings me to my thread title.

I am soooo happy to be me! Now my relationship is by no means perfect, but for goodness sake, is the world's population really THAT repressed?

I've been reading a zillion posts from mostly women.

My man looks at porn, we haven't had sex in 6mths!
I don't care for sex, but he keeps asking!
He wants me to give him oral but that's just gross!
I couldn't stand it if he wanted to give me oral - that's even worse!
I'm 20 years old and my husband loses his erection when he tries to penetrate, so I give him handjobs, but he won't touch me!
We had a few drinks and he asked me to use a dildo on him - is it normal?!
I have no sex drive, I don't like foreplay, will I ever get an orgasm?!

FFS!! Are these people for real! I was itching to reply to almost every post, but
a) I couldn't be bothered signing up
b) The posts were months old
c) What's the freakin' point?

Lit has completely ruined my ability to visit other message boards *sigh*
And thank god for a considerate loving husband.

If this means that I'm a freak, then so be it - I'm a dirty dirty freak, but at least I have a great sex life.

Ok, rant over
Carry on.

This is why I don't buy into normality. Normal people with normal sex lives are rarely healthy. In this society, dysfunction is the norm, prudery the rule of thumb. In such a society, I'd much rather be a healthy, natural freak.

 

[Eilan]

Lit has completely ruined my ability to visit other message boards *sigh*
And thank god for a considerate loving husband.

If this means that I'm a freak, then so be it - I'm a dirty dirty freak, but at least I have a great sex life.

I've recently discovered this as well. I had a brief affair with another board, but it's over now. The people there were ignorant judgmental asshats.

I've also found that Lit has desensitized me to certain, um, behaviors. I have to watch myself when I'm with my family and friends because I have different ideas about what are and aren't appropriate topics of conversation.

 

[midwestyankee]

I've recently discovered this as well. I had a brief affair with another board, but it's over now. The people there were ignorant judgmental asshats.

I've also found that Lit has desensitized me to certain, um, behaviors. I have to watch myself when I'm with my family and friends because I have different ideas about what are and aren't appropriate topics of conversation.

"Aunt Mabel, this fried okra is just fabulous. Why, it reminds me of something I saw posted just the other day about how sensuous it can be to give your man a rimjob."

 

[Eilan]

"Aunt Mabel, this fried okra is just fabulous. Why, it reminds me of something I saw posted just the other day about how sensuous it can be to give your man a rimjob."

*Beer spew*

The closest I've gotten to that recently was hearing my grandma say that she didn't know what she would have done if my grandpa had a hairy chest and back.

 

[LadyJeanne]

*Beer spew*

The closest I've gotten to that recently was hearing my grandma say that she didn't know what she would have done if my grandpa had a hairy chest and back.

*diet pepsi spew*

 

[Ravin the Poet]

This comes from Dr Phil...well all creditability of this thread is gone.

 

[kiwichyck]

Well, to be fair, Dr Phill doesn't moderate his own message boards. The pity of it all is that the most regular posters who are giving all the information out seem to be the most repressed ones. How the hell did we end up with a society where sex is so "out in the open" but the boundaries of so-called "normality" are so narrow?

I know what you guys mean about moderating your conversation! There are so many things I have learned here that I would just LOVE to shout from the rooftops. Unfortunately I suspect that even my dearest friends and family would have a huge problem if I went along and said "OMG you should SO try fisting"

The closest I've got to sharing is sending the link from Mr G's thread off to my Dad, Brother, and sister-in-law. I did warn my Dad that he'd better not be following me around the boards unless he wanted to know WAY too much! He's not looking at me like I grew another head.......yet, so I'm guessing he took a glance and forgot about it.

 

[Eilan]

This comes from Dr Phil...well all creditability of this thread is gone.

Methinks you missed the point.

 

[kiwichyck]

Methinks you missed the point.

Yeah I got that after LOL

It seems Ravin is not a Dr Phil fan

But who knows, he could be super kinky behind closed doors!


I have this great mental picture going on right now of Dr Phil being done in the ass by Robin with a huge strap-on

 

[Eilan]

I have this great mental picture going on right now of Dr Phil being done in the ass by Robin with a huge strap-on

I shouldn't have read this part while I was eating a sandwich.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I shouldn't have read this part while I was eating a sandwich.

Shit, I may never eat again now.

 

[kiwichyck]

Well, today I visited Oprah's board instead.

I was compelled to sign up and say my piece. Some woman was complaining that she'd been married only 2 years and her husband didn't want to have sex with her anymore. After asking him about it, he just told her, leave me alone for a bit, I got stuff to work out.

She had one reply. hello (whatever her name was). You better watch out! I bet your husband is gay! You better start checking up on his internet history cause I betcha he's looking at porn!

I mean, holy crap

I just had to reply in the interests of this poor womans sanity. Fucking ignorant ass-monkeys should have their computers confiscated.

hmmmpppfftt

 

[Eilan]

I just had to reply in the interests of this poor womans sanity. Fucking ignorant ass-monkeys should have their computers confiscated.

hmmmpppfftt

Good for you!

 

[hdlynnette]

"Aunt Mabel, this fried okra is just fabulous. Why, it reminds me of something I saw posted just the other day about how sensuous it can be to give your man a rimjob."

Oh hell, I scared the cat laughin my ass off at this one!

 

[Quoll]

There have been a few occasions where I have been listening to conversations where people are voicing there disgust at anal sex, I find it quite difficult knowing that the only thing I can bring to the conversation is some very good suggestions on the best lube and some wonderful tips on how to really make the best of it.

 

[bobsgirl]

I've recently discovered this as well. I had a brief affair with another board, but it's over now. The people there were ignorant judgmental asshats.

I've also found that Lit has desensitized me to certain, um, behaviors. I have to watch myself when I'm with my family and friends because I have different ideas about what are and aren't appropriate topics of conversation.

Well, damn! I guess asking MrB to spank me, while we're having dinner with his mother is out then, huh?

Before I came to Lit, I couldn't even say the word "pussy" when I was alone, let alone in mixed company. A friend asked me once what I called "down there" if not pussy, and I had no good answer to that. I tried very hard not to call it anything at all. Oh, the things we learn...

 

[Eilan]

A friend asked me once what I called "down there" if not pussy, and I had no good answer to that.

It's a hoo-hoo, silly.

 

[bobsgirl]

It's a hoo-hoo, silly.

My grandmother called it a pussywillow.

 

[kiwichyck]

Before I came to Lit, I couldn't even say the word "pussy" when I was alone, let alone in mixed company. A friend asked me once what I called "down there" if not pussy, and I had no good answer to that. I tried very hard not to call it anything at all. Oh, the things we learn...

That sounds so like me! All the slang names for 'down there' always sounded so crude and offensive to me. I still hate the word cunt, but I have no problem referring to my pussy nowadays.

It's funny really. I always wondered why I felt so silly about asking for what I needed sexually, and had NO idea about talking dirty! It's almost impossible when you can't comfortably converse with your lover about your 'bits'.

Duh....go figure.

 

[amutantman]

poontang works for me but i dont think i would say that to her face haha

 

[Cathleen]

* Normal is a setting on a washing machine.

* BG and I were talking today about the word pussy. I'm tired of it, we need a new word. Suggestion box -------->

* It is quite possible that I've scared my family into silence (please God let it be true) by sharing one of my most tame stories - it only mentions a kiss!! They are flabergasted that *I* even know of such things and then to find out I participate on a porn board... makes them blush!! I love it.

* On topic -- I am an incredibly lucky person.

 

[hdlynnette]

* BG and I were talking today about the word pussy. I'm tired of it, we need a new word. Suggestion box -------->

My high school sweetheart called mine 'Sugarbox.'

 

[rcuhljr]

*Snip*

The washing machine comment was priceless...

List of terms for vagina ... click me!

And sometimes I worry about family finding out about this site, not because they'd be upset but because they'd probably be perfectly fine with it, and they'd more then likely tell stories I don't want to hear.

 

[TBKahuna123]

What's wrong with the word cunt? It's a good, powerful sounding word. I would think it would be the name of choice for confident strong women everywhere?

I'm serious here, what's wrong with this word? Most women I know freak out if someone uses it, but no one has ever been able to tell me why. So tell me...why?