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We don't give a damn how they do it OUTSIDE.

The local police posted the following:

"Trust your gut. If something is giving you pause, pay attention to it.

Take Lady Shoplifter Turned Robber (LSTR) who walked around a local store for an entire 30 minutes while she contemplated stealing. After all of that self-reflection she decided to go for the ten-finger discount at a value of over $300.00. After leaving the store while conveniently bypassing the checkout stands, she was confronted by store security in the parking lot. As store security began to lead LSTR back inside, she decided to start a fight. Not nice. As other security personnel ran over to help out, LSTR’s knight in shining armor (her boo) heroically jumped out of the getaway van (OF COURSE it’s a van – it’s always a van) to defend her honor. He channeled his inner NFL linebacker and ran over the guy his lady was picking on. Nearby citizens had just about enough of that. They helped tackle Mr. NFL so he couldn’t mow over anyone else.

LSTR initially gave our officers a false name. After confirming the DMV photo of the person of the name she gave did not actually match her face; officers again asked LSTR for her name. Apparently she was hoping to avoid going to jail on her two existing felony warrants. Her wrestle mania stunt added a couple more felonies to her rap sheet. She should have used that 30-minute reflection period to make different choices.

NFL-wannabe man should have stayed his foolish self in the van. For all of the time he spent sitting in that vehicle waiting for the love of his life to emerge from the store – he could have made better decisions too. Instead he acquired a felony charge for himself that allowed both him and his sweetheart to go to jail together.

Awwwww. True love."
 
thør said:
Bastards!
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oh shit, Darth Tater... because he was shaped like a tater tot :(:(
and anyone who'd had guinea pigs knows they're very very vocal, especially if they think something strange is going down. i do believe some farmers and possibly other ventures in the UK kept them as a form of warning/alarm of danger as their loud squealing will alert anyone not stone deaf

thør said:
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69665814_2682934301738617_4956552891360870400_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnNTMVz-hNipGYfepoS8PBK-wfM6Ck8HMSUen7tzrD18ppR7HjRzqYOsPtHN0Av93E&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=05826b201de390e9dff5c3e0297bf5fc&oe=5DF80E11

I look at this and think that I "need" a DN60.
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i look at it and sigh in instant relaxation that feels physical
 
Alaskanized

A couple of Ak State Troopers stopped at fishcamp and talked to an old native man standing on his porch.
He told the old native man, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs. The elder reluctantly said, okay, but don't go into that field over there with high grass., as he pointed with his lips to the location.
The Ak State Trooper verbally exploded & said, look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant Trooper removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old native man. See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want..on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man? The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the Trooper running for his life, being chased by a Bull moose. With every step the Bull moose was gaining ground on the trooper & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The Trooper was clearly terrified. The old native man threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the treeline & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE
 
"USGS Water Resource Research Act Program Coordinator Earl Greene photographs the extensive jacking and cribbing used by Pete Peterson to level his cabin needed due to the sinking of his property during a Goldstream Valley permafrost thaw and hydrology tour Thursday afternoon, September 12, 2019."

This photo is supposed to be alarming. And the whole cause of the issues with Mr Peterson's cabin is supposed to be from climate change. But, it doesn't look to me like old Pete used proper techniques for mitigation of permafrost thaw at this development, so jacking and shimming would be a normal part of home maintenance. Only a moron uses those precast concrete footings for the deck posts on the surface in an area where there is seasonal frost action. There's no lateral bracing of the posts holding the cabin up. The next decent earthquake is likely to knock that whole foundation system over.
 
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