Vote whores: work it

[wishfulthinking]

I see a lot of talking from these authors, but no action.

So all those claiming to be a 'vote whore' for the 6th Annual, please state what sexual act or community service you are willing to perform for your votes

I could do with a massage...

 

[neonlyte]

I see a lot of talking from these authors, but no action.

I could do with a massage...

Me too. Where shall we meet?

 

[impressive]

I see a lot of talking from these authors, but no action.

So all those claiming to be a 'vote whore' for the 6th Annual, please state what sexual act or community service you are willing to perform for your votes

I could do with a massage...

A simple "trade ya" would do, would it not?

 

[Couture]

I see a lot of talking from these authors, but no action.

So all those claiming to be a 'vote whore' for the 6th Annual, please state what sexual act or community service you are willing to perform for your votes

I could do with a massage...

I'll perform oral.

 

[impressive]

I'll perform oral.

Oral what?

 

[mcfbridge]

I see a lot of talking from these authors, but no action.

So all those claiming to be a 'vote whore' for the 6th Annual, please state what sexual act or community service you are willing to perform for your votes

I could do with a massage...

Would love to massage you, but don't really know how to arrange that.


I do give great message.

Mike

 

[Guest]

I'd rather you voted for my story because you think it IS the most original sex scene. If I were to win I would much rather that it not be because I have a thousand friends to vote for me even though they never read the story.

 

[Couture]

I'd rather you voted for my story because you think it IS the most original sex scene. If I were to win I would much rather that it not be because I have a thousand friends to vote for me even though they never read the story.

I would rather have thousands of friends.

 

[Guest]

I'd rather you voted for my story because you think it IS the most original sex scene. If I were to win I would much rather that it not be because I have a thousand friends to vote for me even though they never read the story.

pardon me, have you any grey poupon?
i read your story. HRMF!
...so there.

btw, whats this thread about anyway?
kidding, slightly. ive already done my voting. some categories i didnt vote in because i hadnt read any of the stories...sigh...im slackin.

 

[impressive]

I'd rather you voted for my story because you think it IS the most original sex scene. If I were to win I would much rather that it not be because I have a thousand friends to vote for me even though they never read the story.

Oh, you had to go and get all ... like ... RIGHT and stuff, didn't ya? We're just playing, Dran. It takes some of the anxiety away.

That being said, there are some TOUGH choices to make. I've been reading the nominees in some categories that I don't frequent ... and WOW. Lots and lots of quality stuff posted on Lit this year. The bar's really been raised (which pleases me muchly -- 'cause it makes us all look good).

Good luck to everyone.

 

[Guest]

pardon me, have you any grey poupon?
i read your story. HRMF!
...so there.

btw, whats this thread about anyway?
kidding, slightly. ive already done my voting. some categories i didnt vote in because i hadnt read any of the stories...sigh...im slackin.

I know you read it, babe.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I'm with Dran on this one.

And uh...that's all I have to say about that...

(I just woke up )

 

[Guest]

Of course if I had a thousand friends who all sent me a dollar I wouldn't be worried about paying my rent right now.

 

[cantdog]

Now, Dran. Who's going to actually have those thousand friends? You, Mr. Principles? Or Couture, who gives oral? Remember, she gives oral, and she'd rather have a thousand friends, we're on record, here.

I think she has a very sensible program, myself; I find receiving oral makes me feel unusually friendly toward that person.

 

[cookiejar]

I'll take the lid off my jar, free cookies to all!

 

[impressive]

I find receiving oral makes me feel unusually friendly toward that person.

Giving oral inspires similar feelings.

But ... for the purposes of this competition, I'd be happier giving good poem.

 

[Belegon]

I wanna inspire friendly feelings with Imp, Vella, Cookie, Brightly and Wishful.

Is it OK if I just high five the guys?

While I do admit that I would love to win, I really am very happy to just be nominated. Plus, since it is just chose one of the nominees, trolling is a little less active. Since they have to vote for somebody, they can't just come along and release a little ire.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is it OK if I just high five the guys?

awwww..... damn.

What award are you up for Bel?

 

[Belegon]

Wingman is nominated in Erotic Couplings






...and for you I'll at least go as far as a strong manly hug....hey, watch those hands mister!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Wingman is nominated in Erotic Couplings






...and for you I'll at least go as far as a strong manly hug....hey, watch those hands mister!

Hey, I think for a vote I should at least get to cop a feel....

Seriously though, I read that some time ago and really really liked it. I did vote for you. Congratulations on the nomination.

 

[Belegon]

Hey, I think for a vote I should at least get to cop a feel....

Seriously though, I read that some time ago and really really liked it. I did vote for you. Congratulations on the nomination.

I ain't worried about you copping one feel...I'm thinking about you setting precedents...

I can see it now..."if a vote in March was worth a feel then the next contest is a kiss and then Halloween and then the winter holiday contest..."

by this time next year I'll be renting in Hillcrest...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I ain't worried about you copping one feel...

In that case... GROPE!

(The simple pleasures are the most important ones. Seize the day... and whatever else you can grab...)

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Can anyone join in or has Carson got all the bases covered? Anyway, I've already voted for you Big B, even before I read about these sweeteners. Wingman was superb.

I do good groping 'specially if you take a peep in Reviews & essays where I nearly bust a gusset to see my nomination.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I wanna inspire friendly feelings with Imp, Vella, Cookie, Brightly and Wishful.

Is it OK if I just high five the guys?

While I do admit that I would love to win, I really am very happy to just be nominated. Plus, since it is just chose one of the nominees, trolling is a little less active. Since they have to vote for somebody, they can't just come along and release a little ire.

Sure they can. They can read the story and vote on it like they normally can, can't they? As far as I know, trolls can still drop 1 bombs on the nominees, can't they?

 

[Belegon]

Sure they can. They can read the story and vote on it like they normally can, can't they? As far as I know, trolls can still drop 1 bombs on the nominees, can't they?

Oh, I'm still gonna get those one bombs, just like we all do...what I mean is in the voting for the year end awards, the way it is done. Sure they can vote against me by voting for someone else, but that is still a positive for someone. I was just thinking about how they can't be completely negative, because someone is gonna end up with a positive vibe out of that vote.