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That is similar to what I went through with the Landlady from Hell many years ago. I can not put enough time or space between her and me.

Lady Land, you had me thinking of Nashville for a moment....You mean the Land Lady.
 
Cold out here in the hill country. Got that strong Texas wind coming out of the east and it is a cold wind. Might have to fire up the stove. That would be ok, for limited use. I busted my maul yesterday splitting wood. Damn wooden handle. How's it down by you Sun? Need a cuddle partner?
 
Lady Land, you had me thinking of Nashville for a moment....You mean the Land Lady.

This one was like something out of a skit by Saturday Night Live back in the good old days: badly colored hair up in curlers, cigarette butt always smoldering while being held in place by lips that were always curled into a snarl, a butt that was far too big for the rest of her body... Ewwwwwww! I can not continue to dwell on that or I will have a full fledged flashback! :eek:
 
Cold out here in the hill country. Got that strong Texas wind coming out of the east and it is a cold wind. Might have to fire up the stove. That would be ok, for limited use. I busted my maul yesterday splitting wood. Damn wooden handle. How's it down by you Sun? Need a cuddle partner?

Did the handle split because it was dried out?
 
Cold and windy outside.. actually enjoyed running errands in the brisk day.
 
Did the handle split because it was dried out?

Yes, probably. I haven't used it in about ten years or so. when I cleaned up the rust and repainted it this summer I should have linseed oiled the handle. You'd think I'd know better. It's all about doing the routine things routinely.
 
Yes, probably. I haven't used it in about ten years or so. when I cleaned up the rust and repainted it this summer I should have linseed oiled the handle. You'd think I'd know better. It's all about doing the routine things routinely.

Yes. You probably would have seen the oil disappear almost immediately. Been there!
 
All our cold must be drifting south. It was 11 degrees on my porch this morning when I left for work at 4:30 in the freezing fog. Its snowing like crazy now. Probably be ice skating to work tomorrow morning. :(

It was down to 49 last night. I made Cuban chili today. I still didn't have to turn on the heat here. It was 74 here in the new apartment. I can't find my socks but found my sweat shirts, jacket and my scarf/ beanie and gloves for on Bayshore for flag wave.
 
It was down to 49 last night. I made Cuban chili today. I still didn't have to turn on the heat here. It was 74 here in the new apartment. I can't find my socks but found my sweat shirts, jacket and my scarf/ beanie and gloves for on Bayshore for flag wave.

The weather guy said we're going to get a brief reprieve tomorrow with temps climbing all the way to 38 before the next cold front hits.
Starting Monday we are supposed to have temps in the low 20s for a week with overnight dropping to low single digits... Brrrrrrr..... :eek:
 
Oreo is barely 12 lbs. Long and an asshole!

No matter who is on the lazy boy Felix will climb up on them. I am not sure how he does it so stealthfully for such a fatty. Then you have thirty pounds of cat on your chest staring into your eyes. Just staring, a knead here and there to piss you off. He is a dick head when he wants to be.
 
Why does she freak out on me when I mention having 4 more kids?

I'm not the one going into labor.
 
No matter who is on the lazy boy Felix will climb up on them. I am not sure how he does it so stealthfully for such a fatty. Then you have thirty pounds of cat on your chest staring into your eyes. Just staring, a knead here and there to piss you off. He is a dick head when he wants to be.

Who is Oreo?

Oh, wait a minute?

Does this have something to do with the Little Rascals?
 
No matter who is on the lazy boy Felix will climb up on them. I am not sure how he does it so stealthfully for such a fatty. Then you have thirty pounds of cat on your chest staring into your eyes. Just staring, a knead here and there to piss you off. He is a dick head when he wants to be.

He knocks my meds around
He eats the cut flowers we have
He dumps my soda
He wakes up his momma
Does other cat things

But he is an excellent mouser
 
I took the dog outside at 6:30 A.M. to do his thing and it was -13.3 Deg. F., that was the fastest dog walk he had so far. :eek:
 
He knocks my meds around
He eats the cut flowers we have
He dumps my soda
He wakes up his momma
Does other cat things

But he is an excellent mouser

It is his teritory...well he thinks so.

Get him a catnip mouse for Christmas, see what goes on.
 
Currently it is 76 Deg. F. in Miami, Fla.

Currently it is 4 Deg. F. in Massena, N.Y.

How on Gods Earth did I wind up in the freezer?
 
Currently it is 76 Deg. F. in Miami, Fla.

Currently it is 4 Deg. F. in Massena, N.Y.

How on Gods Earth did I wind up in the freezer?

I used to have a lover not far from where you are now. Her internet handle was "hot_snowflake" or something similar. She certainly knew how to keep her man warm in bed. She has some daughters who still live in the area and they are lucky enough to look like her (black hair, blue eyes, flawless complexions, beautiful facial features and bodies that were made for giving and experiencing pleasure) but I think that both are in mongamous marriages now which is unfortunate for anyone who is single and looking.
 
It is his teritory...well he thinks so.

Get him a catnip mouse for Christmas, see what goes on.

Oh yeah, just what I need:

A stoned asshole!

My aunt picks him and his mother cat quality shit..it will knock them both out!!
 
Hey all. It was - 9 this morning when I went out to feed the horses. Felt like a good day to stay inside and finish all the holiday baking and candy making for all the company we are having this Christmas. The wife and I got a lot done. 6 different batches of cookies. 2 batches of cashew brittle. A batch of macadamia brittle. 2 batches of almond roka toffee. Christmas Crack candy. Home. Made peppermint patties. Home made almond joy bites. And 2 gumdrop cakes one soaked in amaretto and the other in toasted caramel Black Velvet. :D

Yeah we went through 5 or 10 pounds of sugar, 8 pounds of butter 4 pounds of nuts and about 3 pounds of chocolate. Only have the rice crispy treats and jingle bell jumble treats left to make. :rolleyes:
 
Hey all. It was - 9 this morning when I went out to feed the horses. Felt like a good day to stay inside and finish all the holiday baking and candy making for all the company we are having this Christmas. The wife and I got a lot done. 6 different batches of cookies. 2 batches of cashew brittle. A batch of macadamia brittle. 2 batches of almond roka toffee. Christmas Crack candy. Home. Made peppermint patties. Home made almond joy bites. And 2 gumdrop cakes one soaked in amaretto and the other in toasted caramel Black Velvet. :D

Yeah we went through 5 or 10 pounds of sugar, 8 pounds of butter 4 pounds of nuts and about 3 pounds of chocolate. Only have the rice crispy treats and jingle bell jumble treats left to make. :rolleyes:

Now that is having energy.
 
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