Variations - Words edition...

[Saltfountain]

Not many things make me say fuck
But some guys on here just suck
Seriously unhinged
They just make me cringe
To the point that I have to up chuck

I already apologised
Don't make me fuck off and hide
Your signals are mixed
You horny old bitch
You're sexy when dressed as a bride

 

[AmberLGreen]

I already apologised
Don't make me fuck off and hide
Your signals are mixed
You horny old bitch
You're sexy when dressed as a bride

Not a bad effort, you tried
But let me just be your guide
Instead of any old line
You could just use mine
“You know I have something you want to ride”

 

[lindi_85]

I really must weigh in, I guess,
The gents are just chaos and mess.
But truthfully heard,
It’s the girls — mark my word —
Who weaponise charm and finesse

 

[Saltfountain]

I really must weigh in, I guess,
The gents are just chaos and mess.
But truthfully heard,
It’s the girls — mark my word —
Who weaponise charm and finesse

Have you heard nothing I've said?
Or has it gone straight through your head?
It seems that it's you who
Has turned quite delulu
Most 'girls' here have willies instead

 

[lindi_85]

And then there’s those men, I lament
Who really should ponder ill intent
On the things they’ve done wrong
Instead singing some song
About liking a back slightly bent

 

[barefootgirl69]

Young girl for old man is the theme
Of so much I think it's a scheme
But horn dogs do flock
With hand on their cock
It really makes me want to scream.

 

[lindi_85]

Have you heard nothing I've said?
Or has it gone straight through your head?
It seems that it's you who
Has turned quite delulu
Most 'girls' here have willies instead

It’s true that I have a big cock
Life is hard when your fit is a sock
You say I’m delulu
When maybe it’s you who
Needs to be tapping the ‘block’

 

[Saltfountain]

Young girl for old man is the theme
Of so much I think it's a scheme
But horn dogs do flock
With hand on their cock
It really makes me want to scream.

How do you react when it's
The young girl that's chasing old gits?
There's loads of young sluts
Who just wriggle their butts
Then accuse blokes of all being shits

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I can’t think because of the fly
Whose buzzing makes me want to cry
I need to learn this history
But his whereabouts are a mystery
All my focus has just gone bye bye

 

[Saltfountain]

It’s true that I have a big cock
Life is hard when your fit is a sock
You say I’m delulu
When maybe it’s you who
Needs to be tapping the ‘block’

Then you must now be post op
And that comes to me as a shock
For I have seen pics
On here of your tits
And now I learn you have a cock?

 

[DannieB]

Come midnight my mind starts to race
All alone in this quiet, empty space
I toss and I turn
For rest do I yearn
But dreams never show me their face

 

[EvaLane]

All this ghost chatter, I must dispute
The worst fate of all, being placed on mute
Say your goodbye
Then watch me comply
I’ll haunt our thread ’til your birthday commute

 

[Saltfountain]

Hopefully, this complies with the new censorship policy...

There once was a sex site called Lit
For those into incest and shit
Rape was fine too
(You, know, you do you)
But fuck, we are outraged by t***

 

[Saltfountain]

I wish that my brain was like yours
Instead it is riddled with flaws
It gets all fixated
Then panics, I hate it
I really am just a lost cause

 

[Cjbdd]

With assistance from @Saltfountain cause I’m limerick stupid

I'll just punch today in the face
Spilled my water all over the place
Can’t get no work done
This place is no fun
Need out of this stupid rat race

 

[EvaLane]

With assistance from @Saltfountain cause I’m limerick stupid

I’m screaming, I don’t understand
Why the beat won’t obey my demand
Im-aG-in-at-TIIIIiioOoON!!
Pa-r-TIC-i-pa-TIIIIiioOoON!!
I’m unhinged and this format’s a scam

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m screaming, I don’t understand
Why the beat won’t obey my demand
Im-aG-in-at-TIIIIiioOoON!!
Pa-r-TIC-i-pa-TIIIIiioOoON!!
I’m unhinged and this format’s a scam

Try listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel

The verses are all limericks...

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m screaming, I don’t understand
Why the beat won’t obey my demand
Im-aG-in-at-TIIIIiioOoON!!
Pa-r-TIC-i-pa-TIIIIiioOoON!!
I’m unhinged and this format’s a scam

I’m SCREAMing, I DON'T underSTAND
Why the BEAT won’t oBEY my deMAND
i-MAG-i-na-TION
Par-TI-ci-pa-TION
I’m unHINGED and this FORmat’s a SCAM


The stressed syllables are in capitals (and you can sing it to the tune of Piano Man)

 

[Cjbdd]

I’m screaming, I don’t understand
Why the beat won’t obey my demand
Im-aG-in-at-TIIIIiioOoON!!
Pa-r-TIC-i-pa-TIIIIiioOoON!!
I’m unhinged and this format’s a scam

Same girl…same!

 

[Saltfountain]

Same girl…same!

Try listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel

Same girl, same

 

[barefootgirl69]

Try listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel

The verses are all limericks...

I didn't know that!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m SCREAMing, I DON'T underSTAND
Why the BEAT won’t oBEY my deMAND
i-MAG-i-na-TION
Par-TI-ci-pa-TION
I’m unHINGED and this FORmat’s a SCAM


The stressed syllables are in capitals (and you can sing it to the tune of Piano Man)

Ohhhhh la laaa da deee daaaa

La laaa laaa deeee daaaaa dummmm

 

[barefootgirl69]

These people on the interstate
Are determined to make me irate.
If you drive that slow
Move over! Let's go!!
Left lane's for passing, not stagnate.

I feel like that last line needs tweaking.
Maybe

These people on the interstate
Are determined to make me irate.
If you drive that slow
Move over! Let's go!!
The left lane's for passing. Go, mate!

These people on the interstate
Are determined to make me irate.
If you drive that slow
Move over! Let's go!!
Pass on the left, don't stagnate!

 

[Saltfountain]

These people on the interstate
Are determined to make me irate.
If you drive that slow
Move over! Let's go!!
Left lane's for passing, not stagnate.

I feel like that last line needs tweaking.
Maybe

These people on the interstate
Are determined to make me irate.
If you drive that slow
Move over! Let's go!!
The left lane's for passing. Go, mate!

Pass on the left, don't stagnate

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pass on the left, don't stagnate

That would work!