Variations on a theme

I meant to comment on this earlier.
It's absolutely swoon worthy. I'm kind of in awe of how effortless you embody a very specific type of sexy that I've tried to step into and you just ooze it... Gah. Chef's kiss.. This is hot AF.
Have I ever mentioned how hot I find it when women gas each other? 🥵
 
Please buy your mother some boat or golf shoes for the 4th of July. I realize you’re not American, nor is July 4th a holiday where people exchange gifts. But it’s the nearest holiday I know of. I will help you source some.
She sews her own clothes. She has a dozen pairs of birks, one pair of winter boots, the rest of her wardrobe is homemade. She'd slap me with the shoes if I bought her those 😅

Sorry they aren’t in my first two rows of my shoe rack. I’ll do better 🙄
That's okay, the first two things on your rack are beautiful 😇
 
If I won't the lottery or pay a naked hot guy to mow it
See that were women have the edge . Everybody cheeers that on… the men want the job .( thinking they are gonna get lucky ) and the women neighbors are getting a free view lol … I couldn’t never hire a naked woman to mow my yard . I would Forever be labeled a misogynistic lazy bastard . 🤪😜🤪😜🤪😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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