Variations on a theme

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They make a cream for that

What?!?. That quack! I need better insurance.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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A small selection of my handknit gloves/mittens.

I love them!!!

 

[TXRafe]

When I was 6 years old my first grade music class did a rendition of the nutcracker play...somehow I was made the lead...my mother and I recorded all of my lines onto a tape and I played it over and over until I memorized the entire play...my grandmother rented me the costume...and I was gifted this ornament for my performance...at the end of the play they gave me flowers to give to the teacher as a thank you...so I literally threw them at her from the floor as she was on the stage above me, scattering them everywhere...I must have seen it somewhere? I dunno. Probably should have had me evaluated at that point anyway .

 

[morelikeasong]

When I was 6 years old my first grade music class did a rendition of the nutcracker play...somehow I was made the lead...my mother and I recorded all of my lines onto a tape and I played it over and over until I memorized the entire play...my grandmother rented me the costume...and I was gifted this ornament for my performance...at the end of the play they gave me flowers to give to the teacher as a thank you...so I literally threw them at her from the floor as she was on the stage above me, scattering them everywhere...I must have seen it somewhere? I dunno. Probably should have had me evaluated at that point anyway .

Awww you were so cute!!

 

[TXRafe]

Awww you were so cute!!

if only you knew how many times i've heard that..followed by...what happened?

 

[dawn_of_night]

if only you knew how many times i've heard that..followed by...what happened?

Awwe...


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[LIDiver]

Back to the theme….
Santa turned his back to me yet again this year! Fucker.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Back to the theme….
Santa turned his back to me yet again this year! Fucker.
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Well that obviously means coal in your stocking. Shit luck my friend.

 

[Saltfountain]

Back to the theme….
Santa turned his back to me yet again this year! Fucker.
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Thank you!

Well that obviously means coal in your stocking. Shit luck my friend.

Far from it! His public spiritedness to bring the unruly mob to heel will see a stocking full of good things.

 

[PassionatePanther]

 

[Saltfountain]

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Just in time...

 

[Saltfountain]

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Nature goes to sleep now, the animals hibernate
The leaves have fallen from the trees and birds just emigrate
But some things are not pussies, and brave all winter's moans
Some trees still stand there ever green, bejewelled with pine cones

 

[vagrantx]

pine cones

I'd love to, but I was mugged! This little thief's stealing all of them

 

[vagrantx]

I'd love to, but I was mugged! This little thief's stealing all of them

You know how you always figure out the best jokes in the shower, hours or years after the fact?
Well considering the sheer size of my little squirrel friend, I've decided to name this picture Thicc Ass Thieves

 

[Saltfountain]

You know how you always figure out the best jokes in the shower, hours or years after the fact?
Well considering the sheer size of my little squirrel friend, I've decided to name this picture Thicc Ass Thieves

If you figure out your best jokes in the shower, where were you when you came up with that one?

 

[vagrantx]

If you figure out your best jokes in the shower, where were you when you came up with that one?

Why would you wake up and choose violence today

 

[Saltfountain]

Why would you wake up and choose violence today

Violence? Noooooooo!

Merely teasing and noogies

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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This is a pic from last year. I haven't had chance to go out and collect any this year yet

 

[AuntieDisco]

Day late, but when you end up on Santa’s naughty list.
I thought we can all have a laugh
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[cactusjack0584]

Day late, but when you end up on Santa’s naughty list.
I thought we can all have a laugh
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Now I’m envious of Santa!

Lucky bastard!

 

[MissRadiant]

If you saw my star post....then you would have counted 6 pine trees. One Rockefeller Tree (Last year) worthy.....maybe some day. But seeing pine cones of various sizes on the ground is cool.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Now I’m envious of Santa!

Lucky bastard!

Because he gets all the cookies? Lucky bastard indeed.

 

[LIDiver]

https://i.ibb.co/WzVtc51/20231206-145551.jpg

This is a pic from last year. I haven't had chance to go out and collect any this year yet

Same here, Rosey, and I have to trod particularly gently because last year’s pinecone submission had Salty putting me in the penalty box.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Same here, Rosey, and I have to trod particularly gently because last year’s pinecone submission had Salty putting me in the penalty box.

You getting into trouble on this thread?
Surely not!

 

[Biggalute]

I was struggling with this one, so I just walked into a shop that had decorations up and took this..